i failed at rolling a joint last night

it was dark out and i went to grab some flavored zigzags. had it laid out and put the product in. I started to roll it ok, the ends kept falling out but eventually it was rolled somewhat. then i twisted the edges and i broke it off. but when I started to light it, the paper burned super fast and it was just lit on fire. I had the crutch but when I tried to inhale, I couldn't inhale anything. so I had to break more off of the end where I twisted it, then as I inhaled a shit load of smoke came in and it started to burn my throat. So my girl was like fuck this, lets just put it in the bowl. Ahh, so I have all these zig zags and it seems liek were just gonna be smokin in the bowl since she didn't want me to buy a bong. I wanted to buy them $30 bongs but I think the chamber was made of Plastic, not glass. I really want a bong!

 

FAIL!!! Ok, now everone follow up with the FAIL pictures.... Where is Orison when you need him. Dude, don't fail. Just keep rolling. Learn by doing, what I like to call on the job training. Lots of great "training" videos one YouTube.

 

Yea I just watched a few on Youtube. Weird cause in most of them (if not all) they put the crutch INSIDE the joint when they roll? Hmm. I never knew that. All my friends roll the joint twist each end and then wrap the crutch around the end.

 

what's a crutch? Like a cardboard filter? No need for one if that's the case.

 

I noticed that also. I bought some cones once that had cardboard things like that on the end. It would stop the ever growing pile of roaches if I did that. I tend to collect and smoke them out of my hookah but then what would I smoke in my hooka if I did that?

 

lmao

 

I think this should be the offical FAIL Thread!

 

yea.. this is it..