Seeking friends in the Issaquah/Sammamish region

Anyone care to hang out?

 

i live in sammamish, id like to blow up the whole thing but i wouldnt want to hurt the trees or my rose garden

 

Im used to live in old issaquah, now im on the peninsula If ya'll know anyone who'd be interested in the Seattle Keller Williams or Cheech and Chong shows in Nov give me a holler (prefer a female companion but if none present themselves then of course I'll give to a guy. I don't ask for anything in return but will take anything in return (except money) miricles do happen!!