I have some questions about girls.

Brilliant!
Bitch, if you's were a taco you'd be soft... and I'd be hard.
Whammo!

 

Yeah you're very much right, I am a lot like rat. I prefer close acquaintances rather than friends. Also, and this just could be my own bitterness, people my age don't seem to be able to muster respect for one of their own when that person lacks the boundless energy they do. In fact, most people I come across are about as empathetic as a block of wood. Why should I waste my time on them?

Let me clarify, young adults are existentialists but not yet absurdists...they generally judge personal situations in terms of personal choice. Ie. Its my choice to be so tired when I get home from work that I lay in bed all afternoon trapped in my own head.

 

You shouldn't. If they don't understand, you can't force them too.

 

I wasn't aware of any medical conditions, sorry.
I was just simply saying that you would have the ability to make friends given your characteristics.

 

Tell girls that youre Malefic they'll be all over you and you have the pix to back it up

 

The same way you'd talk to anybody else.

 

and if you put us together we'd be a crunch wrap supreme
oh yeah baby, take me right now

 

yes, fast food metaphors are real turn ons. at least in america.

 

Cheesy Gordita!!

 

Makes the term, Whopper, much more gross.

 

No way man, you don't need to apologize at all. Nobody does. I don't expect anyone to understand.

I am a pretty emotionally volatile and un-frivolous person...people living in a day to day commercial radio, grey's anatomy, Dan Brown bubble don't respect it. Not one single girl I have approached in my lifetime was outside of this bubble, and I don't like my chances in the future so whats the point? I just never seem to be able to please anyone, I'm either not cool enough or too intellectual. So in real life I just stay on the level, practice kindness and understanding and everyone thinks i'm a nice guy, but I never get close to anyone. In this town I don't think there is a single person with a scrap of honesty to them.

Do I sound like a hypocritical arse?

By the way, when I do make friends they're usually the type not to hang around long enough to get close to.

EDIT: And my one girlfriend, the one with similar interests and an explosive taste for adventure, approached me, then went to Germany.

 

All fast food is sexualised. whopper. big gulp.

Don't tell me you don't think about big 'ol titties every time you see the golden arches.

 

Maybe a set on a man...

 

It just seems odd to me that you guys have Whoppers over there.

It just wouldn't sound right unless it was pronounced 'WHOPPA'

 

That would be your business, I guess. It's a scientific fact the Wendys advertising scheme was created to capitalize on the pedophile demographic.

 

Are you sure all of these youngsters you meet are lacking in empathy, face?

I mean, we couldn't be projecting an insecurity here, could we?

See. Meeting a woman without a single friend is tough. I'm in the same situation, so I'm not preaching.

I don't have a close friend in New York either. The problem is that that kind of situation puts the whole burden of emotional support on the women you're likely to meet.

I'd start with the friend first. The woman, second.

Unless you want to go for gimmicks to get easy women laid. They're all over the internet.

 

Obese man boobs is none of my business either... :ack2:
Scientificate?

 

You don't even want to know who the Colonel is aimed at.

 

well, Boston.

 

Definite possibility.

Really, I know what the problem is. I just need to talk.

I was sincerely hoping for some genuine tips though on how to make it easier but oh well. There were some good ones.