most appropriately rated forummer

a lot of people here are really smart. no way I could make a top 5 list. and I believe in different types of intelligence anyway.

 

Jesus had son of god intelligence, the best intelligence of all.

 

why the fuck did you rate me at 10?
I should be higher. I mean, I've smoked crack a few times. that should count for something.

 

right.
that's why LizardKingMike goes right to the top of my list. he sees through all the bullshit.

 

If you don't think that life is perfect, you're fucked honey, you're fucked.

Biblical, insightful and hard hitting. Thats what I like,

 

God I am such a bitch.

 

you're a top ten
the only way you could have gotten higher was if you'd shown me pictures of you and if we were internet married

 

you really are, i should lower your rating
mike is a beautiful soul
and if none of you can see it well that's fine
we'll live happily together in a tent in the forest

 

I am willing to get a divorce so that Zen can have a higher rating.

Fuck ratings and fuck marriage. Sex was so much better before we had an internet bastard child and got married.

 

One of my favorite expressions.

And I'm in agreement with FaceEater on Pavel: "Blah blah blah. People are so much stupider than I and why don't they go ahead and perform ritual sepukku."

Typical, early 20s know-it-all. I guess I was one too, at his age.

 

you already know vat I look like.. I think...
and I wrote you a poem about wanting to fuck you in a war zone or something like that..

 

asshole, I am the one everyone is supposed to think it a typical early 20's know it all....

 

yeah, I hate those kinds of guys.

 

ya know, i really like pavel, but maybe i am just a 20-something know-it-all, too? or maybe he is just charming...

 

I actually annoy the fuck out of myself with my know-it-all-ness. A huge part of me is aware of how little I know yet I get these incredible impulses to spout off everything I think as if its genius.

If you think this sounds whiny, fuck you. If you think I need comforting, fuck you. If you want to correct me, fuck you. Its a fault that I see and accept and want to change. Thankyou.

 

anyone who doesn't like him...

... should be shot.

 

You are.

But at least you're sexy. He ain't.

 

....

cough

.....

 

You're quickly rising up to be one of my favorite posters.

You and Aristartle really picked up speed in that regard.

 

Zilla, do you ever get sick of people telling you how attractive you are?