SO i need a lie

*kushbaby* · Oct 16, 2008

Captain Cannabis said:

Say you sponsered a local blind child.
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not only is your signature fantastic...
but supporting a blind child is hysterical Captain...
why do you continue to torture me with your humorous posts???

kush

sp0rke · Oct 16, 2008

jo_k_er_man said:

A bear walked into a bar and sat down. He banged on the bar with his paw and demanded a beer.
The bartender approached and said, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings, Montana."
The bear, becoming angry, once again demanded a beer.
The bartender again told him, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings, Montana."
The bear, very angry now, said, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
The bartender once again said, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings Montana."
The bear went to the end of the bar and, as he had promised, ate the woman. He came back to his seat, and again demanded a beer.
The bartender said, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings, Montana, that are on drugs."
The bear said, " I'm not on drugs."
The bartender said, "Yes you are. That was a bar bitch you ate."
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It took me a couple minutes to get it, but when I did, hilarities ensued.

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