where the hell did my potato go?

i can't help it.. i love to watch stuff slowly rot... dry out.. shrink. my potato is no longer on the window sill... damn it.

guess i'll have to 'start' a new one!

 

You're sick-

Rotten potatoes are among the most intolerable smells in nature.

 

it didn't smell! and i had even carved a cute little face on it. it was out in the open so it wouldn't get that moldy funk on it.

 

Better.

 

maybe it's in the trash where i can dig it out! i didn't even look!

 

i left my favorite poop in the toilet a few weeks ago, and now it's gone too. where oh where could it have gone to?

 

it's gone on to a better place...


no potato in the trash but i did find a paper towel tube.. gonna save that and make a papier mache tree with it when i have a few more saved up!

 

Maybe you ate it,
had a hallucination,
tripped out completely,
licked the paint off the neighbours garage,
and then promptly forgot.

It would explain alot.

 

the potato fairy took it.

unlike the toof fairy, the potato fairy wont give you any money for it, though

instead you get an upset stomach for about 24 hours.

have you had a tummy ache or heartburn or anything recently??? this may easily be the solution.

 

I like to watch the bodies of my victims decompose...

 

you should get a polaroid so you can make a scrapbook documenting the transition!

 

if you are talking about my journey with decaying corpses, I am already one step ahead of you... I will post the pics later....

 

Your potato ran off with this dude to get wasted.



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They eloped to the mash pit at lollapalooza.

Mash pit (heh heh).



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this always seems to happen to me...

i had turned the potato so the carved face would get the most sun and dry out faster. i bet my boyfriend didn't notice it and just tossed it.

thats okay.. theres another funky potato in the new bunch that i can carve and dry out.

i need some pumpkins!

 

PO TA TO

boil em mash em stick them in a stew

Edit: jk i just had a moment there

 

i'm the potato cooking master..

french fries
mashed
scalloped
hash browns
baked
boiled
chips!
latkes


i could eat potatoes with every meal..

 

I like raw potatoes...They are quite good...

 

i should hook you up with my brother.. he eats them raw too.. sickos!

 

wouldnt you be the potato cooking mistress, since you're all womany? that would be more fun anyway

unless you're more like the ganja king...