How to convince my family to get high with me

Greetings everyone;

First post baby, this is why I signed up here.

I have a pretty rough relationship with my mum and dad, nothing horrible. But as long as I`m around thm there`s constant bikkering and bitching about the most insignificant of things. My sister and i get along, but she resents that I smoke marijuana because she`s young and immature and thinks it`s cool to take a stand against some as silly and ineffectual as weed.

I want to try and get my family togethor and smoke weed with them all. I think it would be a bonding experience. I think my best bet would be to get them high seperately and then bring them togethor and try to convince them all.

I recently moved back home after a stint f living in my first appartment, but it wasn't a healthy enviornment and it wasn't clean, so I moved back home to save some money and maybe go to school to teach yoga or go on a cross Cultural solution. When I came home again my father made it very clear that there will be no drugs in this house. I DO keep small amounts of weed in the house and they don't know about about it though. I think if my dad found out he would probably kick me out. That's the score.

Anyone who has succesfully pulled this off I would appreciate their advice

peace and love
Changes

PS I live in Canada so this shouldn't even be a big deal.

 

Good luck trying to get them to smoke, but, if you make some brownies and eat them together it may go over a bit smoother....I know this from experience

 

The time it would take for my dad to destroy me after learning I had poisoned him with marijuana would be very short.

My mother would also be upset and my entire family would have horrible trips and hate me forever. Probabaly.

But now I really want brownies

 

You're kidding, right? No one should get high unless they have made the choice on their own. Would you like someone to give you something without your consent? You're playing with fire here, so don't be surprised when you get badly burned.

 

I got my mom high by asking for it as a 21st bday present

me and my padre smoked since i was 16

If you really want them to try it keep your sister out of it as she is "young and immature"

that would only piss your parents off.

So here is what I would do. I would sit them down privately one night maybe ask to go out to dinner. Properly follow all their rules be a real good kid for like a month before this. While at dinner bring up the topic in a respectful and intelligent manner. Ask for their opinions state yours back it up with research on the topic and ask their reasons for not allowing you to partake. Debate them but in a sensible respectful matter they are taking the parent stance remember never let your temper raise and be able to refute every claim they bring to the table. At the end of this show them how well you have grown up and say look lets try this together after dinner somewhere out side of our home. Maybe you will realize it isnt as bad as you think

just my advice if it doesnt work then good luck at getting them high.

chances are they have gotten high before though

 

damn it all to hell....this was gonna be my suggestion

 

Thanks guys, good advice.

Although you misunderstood, I'm not trying to trick them into getting high, how could I possibly manage to get them to smoke weed without knowing anyways? That's just silly.

I just want to get them to understand that it's not a bad thing. I want it to be a bonding experience not a "shackled to the wall with a pipe in their mouths" experience.

 

It was the brownie thing I guess I was mostly responding to.

Even with that, everyone has the right to still make up their own mind about drugs of any kind. Are you trying to get them agree with you, so that you can smoke it at home?

Why is so important that they be on board with this? If they don't want, aren't interested, are against it... that's still their right.

 

Is isn't so that I can smoke at home. I don't mind that, the walk to the park is nice. It's mostly because I know my family would get along so well if we were all baked, and I just want that to happen cause all we ever do is fight.

 

Why does that even matter?

Anyway you sound like a 13 year old kid who would put pot in some brownies and give them to your unsuspecting family only to be beat by your drug addicted father.

 

I'm in a similar spot. I just got back from spending the summer away from my parents and since I spent all my money camping and smoking I had to move back home. It's only been two weeks and they missed me at first, but last night my dad woke me up by yelling "you're a DEADBEAT and a LEECH" anyway he didn't stop even after I moved rooms and tried to sleep again. It was all because he wanted me to fill up the tires on the car(I WAS SLEEPING!)

anyway, that's fucked and now I know i'm gonna go camp out again for another month.

as for your situation...my mom has tried brownies and weed pasta that i've made, but it doesn't help that she is very go-with-the-flow and chill and that she doesn't give a fuck that my dad is crazy and belligerent. brownies are definitely more chill for the non-smoker, but it is also waaaaay too much if you put in a half or a whole oz into a batch. keep it low, because they'll eat more than they should, maybe only put an eighth in.

i don't know what you should do, but I'm going to prank my parents for being assholes this week. I'm going to put like 10 alarm clocks in their room and wake them up 10 times in one night.

 

Says a 15 year old kid (who didn't even read the whole thread).

 

Man, that was pretty harsh, cut him a break I think he was joking.
The Canada thing might be because Canada is much more lenient with marijuana than the U.S. is.

 

best i could come up with..start of by having a few beers when they got a comfortable buzz going test the waters.giving the fact that your dad has that ban on drugs in the house id say your chances are slim to none.but if you was going to take a shot that's probably your best bet.

 

i didnt read all the replies but thats the funniest shit i ever heard...i mean no offence by that at all...its funny cause it could work...when u smoke its like ur own a different level as everyone else...and maybe they could see ur side of life...thats crasy and maybe it would be a bonding experience...ull never know till u try but, i did read about tryn the brownie route...hahahaha i agree totally maybe ur lil sis likes chocolate and laughter...nothing better than that for her. keep us updated on how that works out id really like to know.