hope the moose my sister hit last saturday wasnt your pet moose.....and if he came from your weed patch ,no wonders he didn't see the car.
^ is your sister okay? only in canada can you ride a life-size version of Theordore the Dugboat around the harbour.
refering to my sister and her unfortunate encounter with a moose ...........she was unhurt in the accident but the moose had to be put down and her brand new car was a write-off
budddeerrrrrrrrr if you've been to vancouver, you'll know that only in canada can you get budder hash. mmmmmmm budder
Always a stoner dude to lighten the mood. It's true, lots of outdoor supreme weed circulating around this fine nation!
Collect a baby bonus check!...KAH-CHING!...hello LCBO! BTW...be forced to buy your overpriced booze from inconveniently located stores at ridiculous business hours.
travel the country through the vast amount of rivers we own via a canoe, the abundance of fresh water makes us unique
Call Prime Minister Harper, and tell him to stop the seal hunts- but I guess you can call from anywhere...eehhh