pure genius and TOTALLY true. personally, if no one touched me, i never got mad if they hit on me or flirted with me at work. it's a compliment, people!
at my last job everyone was bisexual (i'm bi as well) and everyone was a huge flirt so it was normal to come into work and have your coworker slap your ass and compliment your tits, and for the gay guy to be everyone's bitch. I loved the sexual freedom. we all wanted to fuck each other, and often would.
Funny- The conclusion could have been funnier. Edit: Along the lines of- "be touchy, be inappropriate, be harrassing."
