How long has it been since you've gotten laid?

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  1. maxwellthebeagle

    maxwellthebeagle da illest

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    your getting old :p
     
  2. jamaican_youth

    jamaican_youth Senior Member

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    Yesterday, Melbourne show was on, I met a few girls there, if you're into it, it's a great place to meet school girls. I'm going out again tonight, see what happens.
     
  3. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    I finally cured my four-month record of no sex! This entire weekend - Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights I got it. But it's definitely mediocre. I wish guys would be better in bed than they actually are ( or think they are ). I didn't get off once! Not even once! How can this 26 year old gorgeous as hell guy fuck like a fourteen year old boy?! It doesn't make any sense. I'm aggravated. Maybe I should just find myself a woman or something. Men suck. I can't believe how impossible it is to find good sex these days. What a disappointment.
     
  4. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    beggars can't be choosers.
     
  5. `jack`

    `jack` Member

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    its been since the 10th of june, moved away from my gf :(
     
  6. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    psssh i'd say late august or early september.ain't right!
    well actually it was attempted like 3 weeks ago but didn't quite work out.....o_O
     
  7. schwahead

    schwahead Senior Member

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    eeeewwwwwww thats gotta be awkward now


     
  8. Brady_to_Moss

    Brady_to_Moss Member

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    Saturday night for me. At my buddies party..girl i knew from HS was there....end up going upstairs in the bathroom....finally...been like 3 months before that...hope i dont have another dry spell again :(
     
  9. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    Come to Massachusetts, I will most definitely treat you right, lady.
     
  10. Brady_to_Moss

    Brady_to_Moss Member

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    Us Mass people have good times :p
     
  11. Chronic214

    Chronic214 Member

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    its been too long almost three months! need to step up my game i guess? met a girl this weekend so we'll see how it goes
     
  12. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    haha at the time yes but not so much anymore.used the "lack of sleep" excuse.
     
  13. Brady_to_Moss

    Brady_to_Moss Member

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    Haha. Ive used that before.
     
  14. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    were you lying? haha
     
  15. Brady_to_Moss

    Brady_to_Moss Member

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    Yes lol
     
  16. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    yeah i knew it....sucks for you guys never really being able to fake and all
     
  17. Brady_to_Moss

    Brady_to_Moss Member

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    Yes it does LOL
     
  18. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    This is true.
    But this Massachusetts girl has not gotten any good lovin' in about a week.
    Sad times.
     
  19. Brady_to_Moss

    Brady_to_Moss Member

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    aww dont fret..someone is out there
     
  20. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    Haha, yeah, that someone is lying in bed with me as I type this but she has not been in the mood. Instead, she has been wayyy to drunk to have sex/ too tired. Stupid women :(
     

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