stripper lap dance question..

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by hippiehillbilly, Mar 3, 2006.

  1. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    call me naive,, but serious..

    last time i was in a strip joint was like 6 years ago..

    an they had this parade all of them waving towels in the air..

    kinda creeped me out when they asked me if i wanted a lap dance waiving a towel..

    so im just wondering ,, is this common practice? an if so whats the towel for?
     
  2. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

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    yes it is common and we use the towel to clean you up afterwards
     
  3. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    are you being serious??

    this was at a members only club in a town of 100,000..

    it seemed illegal an immoral..

    an all around it was somewhat a discusting an repulsive thought for me..

    but thats just me..

    but serious?? is that what they do??
     
  4. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

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    i have no idea, i been to a stripclub and i saw one towel and that was in the bathroom and it looked disgusting.
     
  5. andcrs2

    andcrs2 Senior Member

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    Nobody round here seems to Know.
    I Plead the 5th...
     
  6. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    Hmmmm, i got a set of golf balls with a lap dance once, no towels though.....
     
  7. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    maybe it's a joking reference to the sex rag instead of being a literal mop up tool....
     
  8. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    I asked this one before and was told that it is placed between the dancer and customers lap. Go figure :)

    You would think that for that money people would just go and buy a few drinks for someone instead and get a real bump and grind. ;)
     
  9. 2cesarewild

    2cesarewild I'm an idiot.

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    Maybe I am not understanding something, why is this illegal and immoral to hold a towel?

    But on an upnote, this one time at a big house party they got a brazilian stripper with the hugest titties, and she gave everyone like two lap dances, and she pulled a lollipop out this dude's mouth with her box. I call that "time for a beer"... got so wasted after that I don't remember anything.
     
  10. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    Not illegal. Not immoral. Absolutely talented.
     
  11. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    The rally towel does mean you want a homerun lol.
     
  12. bgsu

    bgsu Member

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    Now, this sounds like prositution to me.

    Paying for some drinks in exchange for sex

    Or

    Giving a guy sex because he bought you some drinks.

    What a cheep prositute.

    I heard the Street Walkers would charge at least $20 for a Blow Job.

    These type of women must be really hard up for the Alcohol or have a serious problem with low self esteem.
     
  13. Arlandis

    Arlandis Visitor

    Ive had two lapdances at strip clubs and there was no towel either time
     
  14. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    I've never been to a strip club.
    I generally find the act of looking at tits really annoying if I don't get to orgasm.
     
  15. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i've been to the strip club plenty of times
    got a blowjob from a stripper...she used a warm wash cloth afterwards
    and did have a condom on for safety
     
  16. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    Condoms taste terrible. I gues,s unless they are specially flavoured? At any rate, I have been to the strip club a few times, and never seen any towels. Lapdances go on in 'semi private' booths (you can watch since there are mirrors on the ceiling)
     
  17. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    sucking a condom must...suck
     
  18. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Lap dance, okay whatever floats a boat I guess.
     
  19. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    yea, wasn't the greatest of experiences... haha
    still a good time though...she had the best line afterwards
     
  20. babyhellfire

    babyhellfire Banned

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    "Mmmm always wanted to know what it woud be like to suck on my dentists gloved finger"
     

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