I am the worst mother on earth

I yelled at my fucking kids.

 

Don't worry I am the worst child on earth...




we are meant for each other

 

That just makes you a frustrated mother.....so basically like every other mother on the planet.

Those always happy moms that seem to do everything perfect really creep me out.

 

im pretty sure that doesnt make you the worst mother on earth
yelling is nothing. i got my ass beat with a leather belt on a daily basis when i was kid

 

I wanna be perfect

 

You should have kept your hand out of the cookie jar.

 

there was no cookie jar i grew up jehovas witness (horrible i know), there were no frills

 

Lively fellowship though, right?

 

So I guess I need to ship you a cookie jar that says Suck it Jehova?

 

No. Selling them to some old guy over the internet would make you the worst mother on earth. This just makes you an average mother.

 

warmie, that is your first mistake

you are a mom, moms don't get to be perfect.

that's what uncles, grandma's, grandpa's, and, I suppose, aunts are for...

my nephew listens to me more readily than he listens to his parents, it's not that they're doing it wrong, it's more that my patience hasn't been used up yet.

 

what did they do?

 

I am sure they deserved it

a side note: I was around some college students this evening, and am more confident than ever that I will never have any kids

 

Seriously they dont seem to listen unles I yell... I can ask them respectfully like 5 times then I have to yell. I just feel like I've yelled at them too much lately. I try to respect them and allow them to feel empowered. Like to want to behave. My 12 year old now yells back, and I'm starting to realize the "yelling begets yelling" yo.

Dave, that was a sweet sweet little post there.

They dont do their homework and tell me that they are done/don't have any and then when its bedtime they pull out the homework after I've checked with them all night if they have fucking homework.

rawr!!

 

Shit, That makes me the worst daddy on earth. Crap

 

My mom's normal voice was screaming...I don't ever remember her not screaming...And look how kick ass I turned out..

You are not the worst mother, or even a bad mom, don't think that and you better listen to what I say...
You are a great mom warmie, shit I wish I could crawl in your vagina and you could push me out so I could call you mom...

 

Jesus, I wish someone yelled at me for not doing my homework before bed.

 

I'd say I'm a worse mother than you.
My children are non-existant.
They don't even go to school!

 

i dont think i've ever met a mother who didnt yell at her kids. ok maybe one and her kids are hellions.

 

sounds like your kids need a whipping