You had SEX where?

i'd imagine a lot of hand gestures. lol.

 

on a car trunk in a parking lot. 22:00 with some girl owner of a cafe. a blowjob in the same parking, at 13:00.

 

woods

 

in a parking lot at home depot on a saturday..was pretty fun

 

in a club in SF when all the fog went off..... pretty gross really.

http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/ImBuyingAFogMachine

 

That wasn't the only encounter like that oddly enough. I went backpacking in Europe for the summer after my graduation from college and I got laid more times in 3 months in Europe than I had in 4 years of college! You know how American's think a French girl's accent is really sexy, even if she is talking about nothing more exciting than mowing the lawn? Well, that fish swims both upstream and downstream. European girls love American guys. At least when I was there, it has probably changed now since everyone in the world is pissed at Bush. We were sitting in the same train compartment, reclining on the same bench, it was nighttime, the lights were out and without saying a word, she snuggles up to me and lays her head on my shoulder. We snooze that way for 15 mins or so and she starts kissing me and rubbing me. Not wanting to wake the others in the compartment, we composed ourselves and found the baggage compartment empty. I also met a girl from Turkey that didn't speak any English and we went out on the town in Munich, got raging drunk of German beer and ended up doing it in my sleeping bag in a giant circus tent that is set up outside of town for backpackers to sleep in for a few bucks a night. Judging from the sounds coming from other areas of the tent, we were not the only having International Relations. My advice, take a backpacking tour of Europe when you are young. You will not only get perspective on other cultures and see incredible sights, you will probably get a bit of EuroTrim as well.

 

oo this is fun.

our bed
friends bed
sofa
sitting room floor
bath
shower
back seat of car
tent
garden
on a walk on the moors next to a waterfall
on my desk at work
on the bosses desk at work
in a presentation room
in the kitchen

love outdoor sex, the risk is exciting

 

Bed

Sofa

Kitchen

Shower

Backseat "I was really young then, and didn't go all the way."

On the floor.

Ummmm that's it I guess, but I'd come back if I remembered something more.

 

On a hiking trail on a huge rock, in my moms bed (she was out of town), in a public bathroom

The sexiest was on the beach. After I broke up with my long term bf I went crazy for a little while. I met an EXTREMELY hot canadian one night and me and my gf's went back to his friends hotel to party after the bars closed. We were making out and wanted to do more, but there were so many people in the room. We took "a walk" to the beach, got naked and went skinny dipping. We fucked in the ocean and then came back to the sand and had sex there. There was a group of like 8-10 hippie stoners watching us for a while. It was such an incredibly sexy night, he left for Canada the next day.

But it's an extremely DIRTY place to have sex and I got a urinary tract infection from it!

 

on the Appalachian Trail. In the car, in a parking lot of a Bar/Restaurant ,on my birthday, after closing the bar with a woman I met through a dating service. It was our first date.

 

add to that, a hide (you know those boxes you watch birds in)

 

I did it while skinny dipping in an outdoor swimming pool in the middle of an apartment complex.

 

You name it, but some of my most memorable moments were:

Behind the lecture hall movie screen at college while there was a lecture going on...
On camera...
In a room full of people...
Cemeteries...several of them
Back seat of a car while traveling down the highway...truckers loved that one...

 

Lots of good, memorable places come to mind:

On a hiking tral near Yosemite. Water trickled across a large flat rock, and DeeDee and I did it right there, water around us, sun blasting from above.

On the trunk lid of a Volvo sedan in the parking lot of Newport Beach's Fashion Island at sunset. We were leaving a post-wedding reception party, I was wearing a tux (usher) and she was wearing a bridesmaid gown. The suspenders made it possible to loosen the tux pants and just let them hang without falling down, and she sat on the back of the car. Several cars cruised by, and we probably just looked like we were kissing. Great fun.

On the roof of a house on Balboa Island. She was a Miss Newport Beach contestant.

On the shoreboat with a strange, beautiful woman going from Avalon to my sailboat, anchored around the point. Actually, she was with an unconsciously drunk man, we sat opposite each other, and played footsie. When we got to my boat, she came with me and we finished the adventure.

On the deck of that same boat, floating in Long Beach Harbor, with guests on the Queen Mary watching one night. I told her, "No way those people can see us in the dark, and please don't stop playing that bagpipe."

On the floor of my office, after taking the woman to a late lunch interview. I knew very early that she wasn't right for the job, told her so, and she said, "OK, let me show you another skill." Still didn't hire her.

The back seat of a 1936 Buick Touring Sedan. Just took one look at all that space, and had to do it there.

In the front seat of a 1974 Jensen Healey convertible. Trust me, if you saw that car, you'd say that it was not possible.

On the Disneyland PeopleMover ride.

Never did the Mile High Club thing. Want to.

 

In the closet of a childrens classroom at a catholic church.

 

No place too exciting.

Bed
Kitchen
Shower
Hiking trail
Backseat of a car
SCUD bunker in Kuwait before the war with some Air Force chick.
Walkway on an LHD next to the flight deck in the middle of the night in the middle of the Pacific ocean with some navy chick.

 

I'm not sure this qualifies as a "where" story, but it certainly is one of those wonderful, risky sex episodes of my life.

I pulled my sailboat into Two Harbors, Catalina Island, late one night and tied up to a buoy. The practice is to hook up and the Harbormaster Boat will come by in the morning to check your paperwork and collect your fees. Well, in the morning, I'm asleep with my girlfriend in the forward berth, and when I heard the HM officers knock on the hull, I fumbled upright and stood in forehatch (the small door that is mounted flat on the front deck of the sailboat) to complete the transaction. They had pulled their boat alongside, and used a sort of boat hook to pass items back and forth. All they could see of me was chest-up.

Now, my lower anatomy is still belowdecks, and while I'm passing my registration and fees over to the officers, my girlfriend has grabbed my bilge pump and is giving me a BJ. It was hard to keep a straight face.

What a turnon.

 

Last add to this string that has brought back some fun memories, only this one from my aunt's autobiography:

A year or two before WWII broke out in the Pacific, Aunt Betty met Naval Officer George, and the two hit it off right away while in the Phillipines. They snuck away from a party at the officers' club, and one thing led to another. They rolled in a tangle of arms and legs the grass outside, only to realize when things cooled down that they were in full view of the main window, and about 50 Navy officers and their wives were watching!

 

ok umm
at home- bed, shower, bath, stairs, dining room table, on top of freezer, on couch.
outside - staples car park, church steps, park bench, swing in playpark, grassy field, town hall, ornamental gardens, bowling green, fountain similar to the one at the beginning of friends , random spots all over town, friends grandmas living room, friends bedrooms/bathrooms. probly more

 

Know what "hallway sex" is?

When a couple first meets, they have Anywhere Sex. You know, in the kitchen, car, backyard, movie theatre. All the places we're talking about here.

So they get married and have what is called Hotel Room Sex, which means they still have sex but it's pretty reserved and only they are out of town and away from the kids.

After ten years of marriage, they begin Annoying Sex, and it always take place in the bedroom, usually on a set schedule. The theme is "do I have to?"

After being married 20-25 years, they finally have Hallway Sex, which means that when they pass each other in the hall, they say "Fuck You" to each other.