Today I finally dared to come out of the closet

Yes friends, your favorite bird is homosexual.
I never dared to tell anyone, but I decided today should be the big day.
I came out of the closet and now I want the world to know: I prefer men over women. I prefer to stick it inside a cute manhole instead of a dirty-smelling pussy.

Hip Hip Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! arty:

 

I thought you were going to say you were locked in your closet, and couldnt get out.

xD

 

yay

i guess that whould be hard to not hold in

just because there is lots of people out there that like to make sure that you know that your gay

or should i say bashing

Edit:they be all like "fag"

they are just telling you something you already know

 

Dirty-smelling pussy! dirty-smelling pussy!

hip hip hooraY!

 

i love women

 

Alas, our love shall never come to fruition.

 

Alas. We could still do eachothers hair and listen to music naked.

 

sometimes, i can't tell if you guys are for serious, or for not serious. lol.

 

Sweet. I've been working on a tan, so I should look pretty good naked.

 

You can get a hug and a pat on the butt, but I will NOT have sex with you.

 

If, by chance, I will get an erection I forbid you to go sit on it.

 

You cant be president if your Gay..It will never go over

 

In a liberal world this is possible.

 

fag

 

you wrote that post in the color Magenta...that is pretty gay

 

Mayhaps that is because I AM gay.

 

BTW I ignore the namecalling.

 

This reminds me i need a new gay boy. welcome to the outside girlfriend.