What are some of the quirkiest reason's..

Beautiful !
Just....beautiful....


The silver man is a Croatian writer. I think you'd like his work....If you knew Croatian, of course.

 

We're just friends. Very friendly friends...

 

Tsk. There are lots of guys who don't like that plastic look. And if they don't shave everyday why should their girl haha. The most unattractive girls (which they are not only at the outside) are those covered in make up everyday to feel pretty. But yeah, I also see some guys drooling over those types over here. Mostly the male variant of those girls if you ask me

 

*imagination time*, uh-oh

 

haha yeah, people who can't get past the looks to the substance.. or lack thereof

 

Most of what I know about Croatia is from the travel writings of Fitzroy Maclean, and my auntie of course. She made a big impression of me and I really want to follow in her footsteps and visit Croatia. I am really sad I never got to visit when I was in Europe but it is certainly on my list along with Canada, Scotland (again) and Thailand. Tell me where the best place in Croatia is and we'll go there together and walk in the moonlight the warm summer air.

 

Haha ! Uh-oh indeed !


I have a VERY vivid imagination. I'm not sure that's a good thing.

 

I'm glad you're thinking of me doing my baby dance naked.

 

I was. And you still haven't FUCKING DELIVERED.
so, please....

 

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=UlwPuAcAoao

Seeing as you were so patient you jerk.

 

Oh yeah, I remember you mentioned that your aunt visited this lovely country. I am sure she is a fascinating woman.
I've never heard of this Fitzroy person, but I might look him up cause I'm interested in what this guy has to say about Croatia.

The best place in Croatia is my town, of course. I will take you to all the beautiful historical places and we'll even sit with the silver guy for a while.
Then we'll go to to the coast and go skinny dipping at sunset and lay on the beach all day long...

Seriously though, you should really come here. We could totally hang out

 

I guess this is you turning me down?

So, I once got nicked because I couldn't wait to see a full grown man dance hilariously and I became too pushy. Story of my fucking life.

 

Oh, and fuck you... and mike.

 

oh god.

i actually clicked that.

not AGAIN

it's funny, i always thought if jesus came back, i would at least be able to tolerate the sound of his voice.

guess i'm just ign'ant.

 

Fitzroy Maclean was a Scottish man who worked as a British diplomat in Russia before World War II, then when they wouldn't let him fight in the war because he was too valuable as a diplomat, he exploited a loophole in the law that said he was allowed to quit to become a politician and he was allowed to quit politics to join the army. He ran for Minister Lancashire in Northern England, won, and abandoned the people who voted for him to join the SAS. He did a lot of fighting in Croatia and was very close to Toto? I think it was. He then went on to write an amazing book about Yugoslavia with enormous black and white photos of the most scenic places.

I was going to show you a picture of my auntie but I probably shouldn't. She is one of the strangest, most composed, intelligent and compassionate people I have ever met. She has a way of looking at the world that I feel I can relate to. She taught me how to cook and told me some of the most incredible stories about travel.

I think we would have a lot of fun together PIAF if I went back to Europe. I am generally pretty wild when it comes to travel. I will do anything. I would love to be shown around by someone.

 

Wait. I hate mike too.

That was an honest mistake. My video is for all to see, although you could have just searched your history.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8V4yuj7nDI

 

But it's your history that needed to be searched.

Ponder much.

 

I have never been turned down.

 

too tall for them and it would be uncomfortable being out with me if i was in heels

 

I've never ever asked anyone out or anything that way I wouldn't have to feel rejected...Actually, that is not true, I asked my current bf if he'd like to go get a beer and he said yes, he told me later it was because I had big hooters...