Taking Applicatin for "Online Girlfriend"

So, again I've come to the conclusion that guys are lame.

Until further notice I'm officially a lesbian.

 

cool.

i'm always lesbian.

 

sweet.

 

you should move to California, I could introduce you to a billion lesbians.

 

interresting

 

im bisexual because it's so trendy and cool OMG

 

Great, cut your hair short, go butch, and put a strap-on :cheers2:


Hotwater

 

I'll pass.

 

So is doing your dog...

 

pardon!?

 

If someone farted it wasn't me.

 

it was me.

does that count as my girlfriend application?

 

That is very possible. haha

The guy one didn't do so well, I figured I would get better responses, I guess I'm not pretty enough for them.

Screw them.

 

lol... girls with girls are way better anyways... but i'm biased, cause i'm a lesbian.

 

I'm sure it's for a good reason. haha

 

of course it is. girls are hot!

 

I'm a hot dyke trapped in a 36 year old man's beefy body...so I'm confused as to which thread I should apply to.

I'm like a ladyboy without the v.d. and nasty coke habit.

Boing!

 

I'm LIKE a girl..... can we have sex now?

 

I hereby like to apply as your "online girlfriend".

 

I'll talk to you and be nice? I love chatting on MSN
I'll even share my music stash with you and have debates about things that don't really matter but they do for the purpose of the conversation.
I'm only interested in the friendly side though...