I've got the shakes so bad I can't even roll a smokable joint

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by TheGanjaKing, Oct 6, 2008.

  1. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    damn the caffeine and heavy sativa weed
     
  2. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    On Wall St. motherfuckers got it worse- [​IMG]
     
  3. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    but they deserve it
     
  4. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Oh yeah.

    They had it coming- [​IMG]
     
  5. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    take some cough syrup
     
  6. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    my childhood friend just died recently because he drank 4 bottles of cough syrup and fell off a cliff with his girlfriend.
     
  7. Peanuts

    Peanuts Nutz

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    I'm sorry to hear about your friend Ganja.

    What is sativa weed?
     
  8. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Sativa weed is :D

    And sucks about the shakes...I hate that shit. I get them reeeeaaaallly bad when it's cold and I've had caffeine. It hurts. Bleh.
     
  9. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    :smilielol5::rofl::smilielol5:
     
  10. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    4 bottles is a bit much - darwin in action though

    but a serving of cough syrup should help with the shakes
     
  11. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    there are two major subspecies of Cannabis cannabis, these are indica and sativa. theres also a third subspecies, ruderalis which is virtually worthless both as a material with usable fiber and as a drug-bearing substance. actually, its a little more confusing than this, as cannabis taxonomy has been the subject of rather avid debate for quite some time now, and many contend that these constitute three different species rather than subspecies, so lets not worry about distinguishing this matter, and simply respect the fact that there are two major types of usable cannabis: indica and sativa.

    indica, being shorter in stature and sometimes more branchy, is virtually never cultivated outside of its use as a drug-producing plant. sativa, on the other hand, grows very tall and produces wonderful fibers for all manner of use. sativa is also commonly grown for its value as a drug bearing plant.

    now apart from physical differences between sativa and indica plants, there are general but still rather variable pharmacological differences as well. this is largely due to the fact that cannabis' effects are not simply the result of THC but also of a large number of similar compounds generally referred to as cannabinoids. for example: some are more responsible for making you sleepy, some are stimulating, some increase appetite, some make you mirthful and giggly, some make your mind feel "cloudy," etc. you get the picture.

    one of the most commonly made contrasts between the effects of indica plants and the effects of sativa plants are that sativas are generally credited for being very stimulating. they wake you up, give you energy, and produce more of a clear headed and energetic buzz. on the other hand indicas are largely credited with producing "couchlock" type effects, and are very conducive to sleep and can even promote sleep. smoking a heavily indica plant before bed will help you get to sleep. smoking a pure sativa will make sleep more difficult in many cases.

    of course many other things come into play here, notably how the plant was grown and more specifically when it was harvested, as well as how the plant's drugs were introduced to the body (for instance vaporisers are often credited with allowing one to use an indica but recieve a more sativa-like effect)

    most commercially grown specialty strains these days are either indicas or sativa/indica hybrids, due to the physical characteristics of the indica variety being more conducive to covert growing, and the often increased production rate. however sativas are highly sought out and generally considered more of a coinnesseurs variety, and pure sativa is a rare specialty for someone used to indoor grown marijuana. its less commonly grown at home inside except as a special stash for the grower or dealers, as it is often lower in yield per sq foot. it is MORE commonly grown commercially when you deal with tropical, outdoor commercial operations as you find with, say, south/central american or southeast asian cannabis.

    indicas generally come from the hashish producing regions of the world, and when grown in industrialized nations outdoors in the northern parts of the world, as it takes less time until harvest. a sativa plant grown in northern areas of canada, for instance, wont have time to reach their peak before the cold kills it.

    an image i found on wikipedia:
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  12. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Senior Member

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    why not have your wife roll one
     
  13. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    or bust out a bong/bowl
     
  14. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    haha nesta to the rescue as usual :D
     
  15. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    Its absolutely no surprise to me at all, all of us figured he would end up killing himself doing stupid shit all fucked up..... we just hoped he didn't take anyone else with him, but he did. Actually, apparently she fell first, cough syrup must have hit her harder, and he tried to go after her and fell himself. she was dead on impact, and so was he. Took em awhile to find em though. They are assuming this is what happened, its also possible they jumped, or he pushed her and then jumped himself.

    I don't have friends anymore.

    They are just too much drama
     
  16. TheGanjaKing

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    she was at work, and she can't roll a joint for shit, unless she uses the roller,

    and if I could find the roller, I wouldn't be having this problem





    here I am again today, back on the quadruple strength coffee. But I smartened up and smoked some mildly sedative shit this morning topped with some oil, and its got me nice and calm
     
  17. TheGanjaKing

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    when you smoke bongs and bowls all day everyday, its nice to get a change. I bought papers one day I was out a couple weeks ago, and misplaced them as soon as I came home. I was all bummed out. Then I found the one pack, and lost it soon after. Now I've got them both back, and I'm unable to use them.


    bullshit. nothing but god hating me.
     
  18. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    that reminds me, i completely forgot i rolled a blunt in my dream last night. it came out pretty ugly, but more than smokable. blunts are easily repaired.

    hmm...maybe go get a shell? anyway, i understand liking a change of pace, but if you can't manage to roll one i dont see it being a big deal.

    not for the ganja KING!!
     
  19. DonGenaro

    DonGenaro off to another land

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    Cough syrup is some crazy stuff at higher doses..but yeah, I agree on the change..it seems to me that joints are way less harsh on my throat when i am smoking alot.
     
  20. TheGanjaKing

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    the problem with bowls is i have one at all times. i just keep smoking it and when it is empty I fill it again. I take my time and drag it out over an extended period, maybe upwards of an hour, if I'm really involved in something.

    whereas a joint I tend to smoke right there, bam, one sitting. Although I've been known to make em last, they are usually gone in under 10 minutes less if my wife is hitting on it. but it seems to deliver it quicker and packs more of a punch
     
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