John McCain dead of heart attack

John McCain actually caught a glimpse of Palins tit during a recent dressing room malfunction. Election is called off. Bush has declared martial law for no good reason at all, and we are all now pissed that the only chance to see some palin boob was missed.





Tomorrow's headline..... ^^^^^^

 

Interesting. It is all coming together now. This will be an answer to the/07/2008 doomsday SHTF predictions.

Well done.

 

if not this, something equally unimportant and retarded will be the highlight as usual..... while the truth is brushed aside and the country jams another 10,000 calorie burger down their throats and watches their precious idiot box further blinding them from the big picture.

you know, just another day like today

 

Ganja, you have a great sense for satire-

Dead on.

 

I'm not making a comment.

 

oh, why not?

 

I think she would as so much as stab you then to comment on a wardrobe malfunction.

 

ummmm, what?