What do you cum on?

For me I sometimes like to cum inside the boxers I am wearing and just keep wearing them as I go to sleep or whatever. Works best with dark boxers as light boxers will stain . Another thing I use is an old shirt, I like to not wash that shirt and just use it for that 1 purpose, makes me horny thinking about the times i've cum in it before. If I want to be more clean I just use a towel and throw it in the laundry the next day.

How about you? be honest!

 

Toilet roll.

 

toliet paper, or if i start jerking off and i dont have it i just cum on a shirt

 

Most of the time I use my FleshLight, in which case I climax deep inside it, just as with a real vagina. However, on the occasions when I simply use my hand, then I just let the ejaculate dam itself at the point where my finger & thumb grip the shaft, at which point I usually milk out the remainder from the urethra & wipe it down with a piece of kitchen roll - alternatively, if I'm masturbating in bad (rather than in front of the PC), then I use the hand towel I keep by the side of the bed for the purpose (something I've done ever since my mother first regularly provided me with them after my sheets first started showing the unmistakeable stains of my having experienced my first wet dreams - a clear indication to a savvy Mum that I was soon about to discover the joys of masturbation).

Why the major secrecy behind it anyway? After all, the amount to be disposed of is not much more than blowing your nose, so why not deal with it in the same way.

 

I maturbate into a few nicely rolled pieces of toilet paper if available..If not, I masurbate in my undies!!!

 

I use paper towels which i split in half so its like a square. TP sticks to your dick when come is applied/starts to dry and is too fuzzy.

PT does flush in the toilet just dont throw a lot of them down.
I make sure all evidence is disposed of.

 

I used paper for the longest time. Just paper. Maybe because it was the only thing that was inconspicuous. But, mostly, I just use a towel.

 

I've found a plastic bag works best. A little noisy but it doesn't leak through.

 

Tissue paper. I've got a friend who just cums on his stomach then rubs it in lol.

 

Most of the time I cum on my chest and stomach and wipe up with a towel.

 

To be terribly honest (if anyone EVER quotes this I will personally seek them out and kill them. jk.) I cum in my and and lick it up. Tastes sweet...

 

Ok I quoted you. Seek away.

 

Faces, tits, labias... waffles.

 

Some times when i'm jacking to a magazine like ralph or something i cum on that.

 

i 100% of the time jizz on my chest/face

 

i usually cum on my chest and see how far i squirt
then wipe it up

 

Large bath towels that I only use for jacking. I lay one out in front of my computer chair. They give me a large area where I can shoot without making a mess on the carpet. I cum a lot and shoot kind of far, so a wad of tissue isn't going to cut it. Plus I like to watch it fly.

 

To be perfectly honest.. Masturbation isnt a session for me, its a 10/15 min sexual stress relief. The decision to masturbate dont come to me like I need self pleasure.
Usually it could be in the morning when I wake up with a erection. 9x's out of 10 Ill stoke to calm it and not to cum. I dont have time for that. If I was sleeping with my girlfriend Id probable penitrate her, with no intentions on having a orgasm. Only cause Ive been in long terms to know this is a messy way for a women to start off her day
Anyways back to my orgasm. If I have the need to cum alone, Id use a dirty sock and the underside of it mostly. Since I change my sock often, Id most likely choose to change my socks at the time I want to cum.. Id take my shoes off anyways cause I like to curl my toes...

 

I cum on my body

 

Yesterday I just shot it straight up in the air and let it all come down on me. It was pretty cool but definitely a mess. I'll probably try it again today.