Could you EAT a dying/dead HUMAN BEING if you're in a survival situation?

If they could get past the whole me being dead thing, why not? I wouldn't hump or "do" them, but maybe spoon...it depends, if I were with two people, I'd eat one and spoon the other...

 

I'd hump them... I don't care even if the sun was up... I'd do it all day, keep me warm and my mind off of my impending doom...

 

hell, if I died right now, I'd still be a virgin, they could desecrate my body HOWEVER they wanted, put some damn miles on it
<fucked up joke>
rigor mortis > viagra
</fucked up joke>

 

I wouldn't want my dead body eaten or humped. I'm not sure I could eat another person.

 

... What if I snuggled with it, with my leg over you and my hand on your bosom...And fight off predators...

 

Me thinks being eaten would be the high point of your life...this saddens me...

 

I've never even had seafood

only been camping once, only been to the beach once, only seen the sea once, only been on one vacation (vacation defined as trip lasting in excess of two days) only had one girlfriend, never tipped a cow, I haven't lived

I'm trying to figure out how to do so.

I am coming to the worrying conclusion that the actual living aspect of living IS the mistake making aspect. and I don't know how comfortable I am with that.

 

pfft, I've never seen the ocean or a beach, never even gotten anywhere close... So one point for you, minus 600 for me...

 

You could become a UK politician...working in Brussels with that kinda life experience.
Every cloud has a, erm, silver lining.

 

Well you could hump my corpse....but I would haunt you if you waited to hump me until after I died.



I need to take you to the beach then.

 

Just get some friends and plan a camping trip near a lake and camp out for a few days. Drink, swim, screw... you get the idea. I know it's easier said than done, but try making plans for the future, like next summer or somehting.

 

I don't HAVE friends.

and I don't know how to make them.

I am, seriously, seriously broken.

 

Hahaha...

If you take me to the beach, we can act like we are shooting a douche commerical and run down the beach holding hands and carrying flowers...

 

*sigh* I need to gather you guys up that complain about not getting laid and introduce you to the easy girls I know.

 

That's been my dream! I'll come get you next weekend!

 

what are some things you like to do?

 

I don't really know.

I think that is a big part of the problem.

 

think about things you do often and try to categorize them and see if there is a way to span it out and meet people.

 

I don't think I would appreciate being eaten, but being dead, I don't think I would have much of a choice... I just hope the surviving women eat my rigamortis cock like a hot dog on a stick...

 

A survival situation? Probably.