How do you think you would do in a fist fight right now?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by DonGenaro, Oct 2, 2008.

  1. Spaced06

    Spaced06 Member

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    Oh, right now I could cut soemone's arm off with a spoon, then force him to eat it, then force him to puke it, and atatch it surgicaly to his left knee, then take him up a 14 story building and throw him from up there, just so he can land on the bed of needles I evily placed there the previous night. After that, I could slam his head repeatedly on the ground until I can use the shards of his scull to practice my acupuncture.
     
  2. DonGenaro

    DonGenaro off to another land

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    I like your style of fighting..are you a 5th degree street fighter?
     
  3. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

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    I'd rather breed packs of killer chihuhuas , with metal teeth.

    Or feed gangs of 5 year olds angel dust , then hand them axes.

    Violence should fun , creative , playful even.. : )
     
  4. rambleON

    rambleON Coup

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    If it was Sarah Palin I was fighting, I'd break her for authorizing the slaughter of wolves in Alaska. wut wut.
     
  5. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    I imagine I would do quite well in a fight.

    I would prefer to walk away from a fight though.
     
  6. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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  7. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    I'd fight for Sarah Palin too. You see the rack on her?
     
  8. rambleON

    rambleON Coup

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    Yeah, while stomping here guts, I'd probably get a feel...*cheap* feel.

    Ain't got no love for a canine killer.
     
  9. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    I'm going to go kill a wolf for a new fur handbag.
     
  10. DonGenaro

    DonGenaro off to another land

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    I would love to box George Bush...I always seem to lose control when i put boxing gloves on though..I would make that guy cry.
     
  11. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Oh and in a fist fight - I would do ok. I always seem to hold my own.
     
  12. rambleON

    rambleON Coup

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    After Sarah Palin. I'm coming for you Puggy G. You're worse than Michel Vick.
     
  13. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    I shouldn't do too bad. I'm rather composed under pressure and could probably use my opponent's rage against them, even if they are a bigger person.

    Plus, I have a good grasps of physics, which helps when you're a skinny guy in a fight. Size and strength really aren't everything. It's all about balance, composure, and quickness.
     
  14. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    I'm so scared. Some weak ass white boy is going to come after me. OH NO!
     
  15. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    I'd be slaughtered.
    Im really more of a runner than a fighter.
    Not a fast runner at that.
     
  16. DonGenaro

    DonGenaro off to another land

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    ouch! Thats gotta hurt..

    those are fightin words!
     
  17. DonGenaro

    DonGenaro off to another land

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    my dad used to say

    "a good run,
    is better than a bad stand"


    I never agreed with it though
     
  18. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Senior Member

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    I would get my ass handed to me.
     
  19. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I like your style [​IMG]


    Hotwater
     
  20. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    Beat him with your handbag with a Sarah Palin button attached.:D
     
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