Top twenty reasons why chocolate is better than Sex

white chocolate..... uke:

 

Greengirl's sig makes me hungry for greengirl

 

sometimes i wish i was female just so i could understand the chocolate worship. but then if i wanted to worship some overly dry nasty-ass food i could just go back to catholic church and eat some communion wafers...

 

not all ladies like chocolate stainedies... I like peanut butter!

 

i's prefer sex to chocolate thank you
i rarely eat chocolate, its not something i crave at all
sex on the other hand, well i'm a big slut a roony doo

 

It's substitutive.

Women spend a tremendous amount of time and energy sublimating their libido. We don't.

Sex for males is sex; not something else-

 

Hmm , I think I'll put a giant bar of Toblerone down my pants , next time I'm pulling.
Just hope it doesnt melt.
That would be *difficult* to explain..: )

 

if it melts you can get all those women that are crazy for chocolate to lick it off
gotta use your head man

 

Oh come on ! How can you not like white chocolate ???????


I want some now. But , of course, there's no chocolate in the house
And I'm too lazy to go and buy some. I wonder if I could get someone to go and buy it for me

 

I'm averse nowadays to putting stuff in my pants.Reason: -

I was in Italy on the beach .and this real ugly Italian guy was getting ALL the girls.
My Irish friend ( stupid) said" How come an ugly Italian guy gets all the girls?"

The Italian replies ,
"Its simple.Put three potatoes in your speedo-trunks -and they'll be fucking ripping your clothes off Paddy."

So for 3 days ,Paddy the Irishman , potatoes in his tight swimming trunks , was walking up to the girls , but they were running off screaming.

Finally , Paddy the Irishman gives up and says
"Look Gianfranco , this putting potatoes in my speedo-trucks isn't working.WHY?"

Gianfranco the Italian replies ,
"Look Irish Paddy , you're meant to put the potatoes in the FRONT".

 

I love chocolate so much, if there's any around I must have some, but there's no way I would ever think that chocolate is better than sex.

 

chocolate and sex are like peas in a pod...

 

I knew there was something about you I liked.

 

tooo too too sweet.

 

There is a joke for me somewhere in here....interesting read even tho you can have your chocolate and your man too :|