I have urges.

why don't you have booze at home? a home without booze is no home at all!

 

i'm too poor to have booze in my house

 

dude, do you have any idea how many times I've walked out of the bar with a 40 in my sleeve? You should have no problem stealing from the bar.

 

Dats some ghetto shit, yo.

 

i haVE one myselfe

 

I know. I'm never proud of it but at the same time I'm not guilted enough into bringing it back the next day.

 

i've been surprised i could steal glasses from a bar, how the hell would i get a 40?
i don't think i have that ability
i'll just go to the bar with you one night

 

ive got the urge to EAT. im starving. feed me.

 

i've got some peanuts, can i throw them into your mouth?

 

Its pretty easy. but then again, I probably wear more clothes than you do so it'll be easier for me.

can't make it to you this weekend. I have people crashing at my place so .... fuck.

 

you suck, lame ass excuse dude

do you steal the 40 for a club that has a bottle service?
cause in that sense i guess i could see it
i have a big guess purse that a 40 could fit into...
but i never go anywhere that has bottle service...

 

fuck you! its not a lame excuse! I have people crashing here, what do you want me to do""!?! it sucks even more because any other fucking weekend out of the year and I'd be there in a fucking heartbeat. But this is the biggest party of the year ... bigger than st. patty's. YOU SUCK for being born on head of the trent.

No, not from bottle service, just from behind the bar. Walk back there, grab it, put it up your sleeve and walk away. It really is as simple as not being seen. Easiest in pubs, sports bars, anywhere where there aren't a million massive bouncers that would kick the shite out of me.

 

thats seriously insane
i don't think i'd ever have the balls to do that

and i doubt that you'd actually come here, you're chicken!

 

just do it when you're drunk, then it's more funny than dangerous. I got caught once, but it was a chick bartender and she let me go. But that was a bottle of wine, so not really a huge money item, ya know?

Chicken? Nah. We'll party. Just not this weekend. Unless you want to bring your people to Peterborough.

 

i can't seem to send pm's..what the f..

well, mikey if you're seriously not chicken than theres either later today<wednesday> or thursday, or next weekend
i figure seeing as it's my birthday you should steal me a 40

 

you're a noob!!!

This is about the most fucked up thing I could say but I can't come on a weekday as school comes first. (That hurt a little bit). next weekend is thanksgiving so I'll be in toronto with family. BUT the weekend after that is good and the week after that is reading week so I'm free as a bird. We'll call it a late birthday celebration.

 

im afraid not

 

ok then, we'll do that
we'll make some plans later on
and don't say noob, i lose respect for people that say noob

 

awwww

 

what about newb?