1. walk just ahead of you like they are so important you would never dream of stepping on them in a million years... (the trust is flattering, but cats need to realize we humans ain't always that coordinated) 2. raise their tails in the air and show you their anuses as a matter of everyday protocol 3. use their teeth to show you affection when you pet them too ardently sorry, I just don't trust my cat that much 4. "hacking up hairballs"... *not* attractive... enough said??? That's enough for starters. Feel free to add to this list.
the first two are so so true. Having fun destroying the inside of my car Jumping up on my kitchen cabinets and knocking everything over
Always sit in the most comfy chair or inconvenent spot.* That mean condecending glare they shoot you for seemingly no reason.* Make a beeline for the person who hates/is allergic to them. I could cut them some slack and say they just want to win said person over. # Leave dead birds on your front lawn (as next doors cat does) Are unable to face the fact they are not God.* *My rabbit Branwen doesn't those too, so I'm convinced she used to be a cat. Never been sure whether going from a cat to a rabbit is a demotion or not. #My other rabbit Casey does that, but he's just friendly in a dog like way.
my cat wakes me up every damn morning by scratching at my door NON STOP until I get um and let him in with me...after that he proceeds to attack my feet until I get my lazy arse up...Man you gotta love cats!
ONLY want pets and loving when you're on the computer. Or if you're doing homework and they lay on your text book so you can't do the questions. Then if you push them off, they come back. Again. And again.
Coming into the room you're watching TV in and just sit and stare at you. If you don't pay attention, they meow over and over.
My cat head butts. Not like a "Please pet me" head butt, but a knock whatever's in your hand to the floor head butt. Attacking the dog. Getting in my lap and refusing to lay down.
lapping the milk out of my cereal bowl when I'm not looking. Playing in the litter box so the impossible to clean up kitty litter gets all over the floor. Biting my toes when I'm trying to sleep.
I wonder if cats could type on computers if they would make a thead called "annoying things human do." That would be interesting to read...
