You don't bite new people, right?

*puts on padded attack-dog-training suit, just in case*

I'm Rainwater, or at least I think I am. I might just be delusional. One of the biggest pieces of evidence I've found that I'm delusional is the fact that I'm under the impression I'm located in Michigan... clearly if I was sane I'd have chosen to imagine my non-existance someplace warmer, especially this time of year. I probably also would not have imagined myself as a nearly-furless tailless monkey... I want a prehensile tail dammit!

 

I love to bite prehensile tails!!!