I want to (________) my employer with (_______)

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by DNCämþër, Sep 26, 2008.

  1. DNCämþër

    DNCämþër Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I want to (shave the skin off) my employer with (a wire brush).
     
  2. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    (shower) (praises)
     
  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    (discuss getting more hours with)(proof that i'm a better employee than anyone else there)



    this thread would have been much funner at my old job.
     
  4. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    (fuck) (my raging boner)
     
  5. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    that would have been my answer about 2 1/2 years ago.
     
  6. Twizz

    Twizz Drug Conoisseur

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    (smoke up)(bong)

    :)
     
  7. ShanaBanana

    ShanaBanana Member

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    This is an answer for my old boss.

    (poison) (eye drops)

    - like on wedding crashers -
     
  8. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    praise---huge bonus.(oh yeah-it's me.
     
  9. Traceroni.

    Traceroni. Senior Member

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    I want to (beat) my employer with (flowers).

    ... the point is I like my current employer so I shall do no harm.
     
  10. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    I want to shower my employer with 50 gallons of rancid cow blood, and pig semen.
     
  11. wally m

    wally m 14

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    Yes, I thank my boss all the time for giving me a job.
     
  12. Americunt

    Americunt Corporate Hack

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    (sodomize)(corn)
     
  13. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    I wanna BLESS my employer with a GRANDCHILD.

    His daughter is smokin'.
     
  14. erzebet1961

    erzebet1961 Senior Member

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    I wanna bless my employer with a bigger heart
     
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