I want to (________) my employer with (_______)

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  1. DNCämþër

    DNCämþër Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I want to (shave the skin off) my employer with (a wire brush).
     
    DNCämþër, Sep 26, 2008
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  3. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    (shower) (praises)
     
    Wild Mountain Dave, Sep 26, 2008
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  5. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    (discuss getting more hours with)(proof that i'm a better employee than anyone else there)



    this thread would have been much funner at my old job.
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Sep 26, 2008
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  7. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    (fuck) (my raging boner)
     
    Captain Cannabis, Sep 26, 2008
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  9. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    that would have been my answer about 2 1/2 years ago.
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Sep 26, 2008
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  11. Twizz

    Twizz Drug Conoisseur

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    (smoke up)(bong)

    :)
     
    Twizz, Sep 26, 2008
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  13. ShanaBanana

    ShanaBanana Member

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    This is an answer for my old boss.

    (poison) (eye drops)

    - like on wedding crashers -
     
    ShanaBanana, Sep 26, 2008
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  15. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    praise---huge bonus.(oh yeah-it's me.
     
    scratcho, Sep 26, 2008
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  17. Traceroni.

    Traceroni. Senior Member

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    I want to (beat) my employer with (flowers).

    ... the point is I like my current employer so I shall do no harm.
     
    Traceroni., Sep 26, 2008
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  19. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    I want to shower my employer with 50 gallons of rancid cow blood, and pig semen.
     
    Dave_techie, Sep 26, 2008
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  21. wally m

    wally m 14

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    Yes, I thank my boss all the time for giving me a job.
     
    wally m, Sep 26, 2008
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  23. Americunt

    Americunt Corporate Hack

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    (sodomize)(corn)
     
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  25. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    I wanna BLESS my employer with a GRANDCHILD.

    His daughter is smokin'.
     
    redyelruc, Sep 26, 2008
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  27. erzebet1961

    erzebet1961 Senior Member

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    I wanna bless my employer with a bigger heart
     
    erzebet1961, Sep 27, 2008
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