would this be too mean?

seems like something fun to do at a party.

one time a bunch of my friends were drunk at a party and one of them was smoking a white owl cigar(tobacco only, no weed). another friend asked to take a hit, because he liked cigars. another person asked, and so on. so this cigar is going around in a circle like a blunt(but its just tobbaco).... so my other friend comes in to the room, and she is extremely wasted. she sees the group and asks for a hit of the "blunt". they pass it to her and she takes a huge rip and is like "this is some banging weed". everyone stars cracking up, laughing. she is like "whats so funny". they say "we are just so high off of this blunt that we cant stop laughing." she then precedes to take many more hits off of the cigar, thinking she is smoking weed.

 

thats way too much effort for something not that funny.

 

youre going to hell.



joke.

 

Thats awesome since it was her own fault

 

Listerine is way to expensive for a alcoholic bum, now Hair Net and a loaf of bread is the way to go, that shit has pure grain alcohol in it.

 

had a similar experience, but with a hookah.

at an after-prom party, us all sitting ina circle, hookah going around. i take a couple hits, then say to the dude who owns it "this shit tastes weird, what strain is it?"

"Blueberry."

"Oh, blueberry haze, cool."

"Naw, that blueberry tobacco shit."

Then we smoked a blunt. Mmm.

 

I think most bums prefer actual alcohol too, it;s just harder to steal from a liquor store

 

bums dont have preferences.

 

i don't know why anyone, "bum" or not would drink mouthwash. bad alcohol is cheap. you can make enough money for a bottle in less than 5 minuets panhandling.

 

I had an experience kinda like this too. Except we were mean lol. This kid who was about 15 was talking like he smoked all this weed, bragging about how much he could smoke, etc. So my friend was like ok kid wait here I'm gonna go inside and roll a joint. So he takes oregeno and rolls it up in a zig zag then comes back outside and lights it up. We each take a hit of oregano (without inhaling of course, although it was still disgusting) and then pass it to this kid and tell him the rest is his cause we have a lot. So he smokes then entire thing down after a few mins....shortly after he's walking around and talking like he's really stoned. He started squinting his eyes and everything and was walking really slow haha i know thats kinda mean but hey he sorta deserved it and it was hilarious.

 

I've got drunk off of listerine before. (boarding school)


it gets you fucked up.


It has like a 15% alcohol content.


a lot of sugar though.

Its something, when you dont have access to alcohol.

 

Listerine has sugar? I thought it was supposed to clean your teeth...

 

that's a really lame joke.

 

wtf CC are you out of good comments or what...SLACKER!!!!!

 

why is everyone talking about what kind of alcohol bums drink?
im sure different bums drink different types of alch?

anyways i was watching intervention and there was this alcoholic lady and her family threw away all her alcohol so she was drinking bottles of listerine to get drunk, thats the only time ive seen someone doing that hah

 

you guys are stupid don't you know listerne contains the kind of alchoal that can make you blind methonal i belive

 

NOT> there is no poison Alcohol in Listerine.. ITs FOOD SAFE ALCOHOL> the kind you drink.

 

My friend got kicked out of school in the 7th grade for drinking listerine, i think he got 10 days out.

 

was it a school for dentistry...