Which forumer would you sadistically torture....

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Face Eater, Sep 24, 2008.

  1. marvinartist

    marvinartist Banned

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    i probably shouldnt say but thats a fun thought :D
     
  2. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    I best not say, it might implicate me later.
     
  3. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    At least he wasn't talking about you. Fitz there is no way you could torture and then keep my head for a trophy.
     
  4. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    Look, if no one is stepping forward

    you can all sadistically torture me and use my head as a bong, I don't give a fuck
     
  5. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    define torture and may it lead to a death in the end? DO I get to video tape the whole process and then market the video for profit? Do I get to then sell parts off to further improve my net worth?

    My items of choice would be tongs, toothpicks and dull knives.
     
  6. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    okay.. just rub this lotion all over your face and neck.
     
  7. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    makes total sense.. :rolleyes:
     
  8. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    it ... it burns.... :[
     
  9. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Boogabaah tied up and with the feather from a peacock :D
     
  10. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    :mad: i fucking hate being tickled.. you wanna make me really mad really fast? tickle me.. i'll go ape shit on you.
     
  11. marvinartist

    marvinartist Banned

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    i think maybe sadistically torture is redundant.
     
  12. YankNBurn

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    it is supposed to be torture! ;) I bet you have a cute little giggle, lol (as she is killing ya)
     
  13. SexinmyCity

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    dunno dunno dunno dunno....I think I like everybody so far.

    :)
     
  14. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    if you like to see houdini like escapes.. yes, then tie me up and tickle me... but be prepared to run.
     
  15. YankNBurn

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    Give me time and I will be sure to have pissed you off. ;)
     
  16. YankNBurn

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    Do I dare guess that your past has been filled with those who felt the overwhelming urge to do this to you??? :D
     
  17. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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  18. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Praxis. I would put him in a cage and parade Brazilian women in front of him, and then leave him to cry. Oh he would also be gagged so he can't talk. Poor lil' Praxis.
     
  19. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    you think so?
     
  20. nesta

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    i was gonna say i'd use jerry's head for a bong. yours ought to work fine, though.

    i'll leave the sadistic torture for a fine lady, perhaps. and then she and i can switch places:cheers2:
     
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