Worst way to wake up

Some of my roommates friends stayed over at my house last night. In the morning, before I had to get up for work, they were blaring hip hop/rap music. Man, that is the WORST way to start the day. This caused me to wake up in a bad mood, running for the stereo to turn it down. I threw on some Panic in spite and cranked it

 

i thought maybe a hot bowl of grease would be worse than that

 

I like to get jiggy wit it in the morn.

 

Being analy violated by six horses would be bad too

 

I hate being wakin up by the phone ringing and it was someone selling something..that makes me pissed as hell..

 

I hate to wake up to an alarm clock. It's just the worst voice there is.

 

You think that rap is bad. We have a music here called TurboFolk. That is the worst thing in the world. Some people were making fun of it, 15 years ago, but whole country took them serious. Now there is a lot of that shit everywhere.
Just imagine wakening up...