Sharks in the dunk tank vipers in the garden

I went outside around noon to sit at the table and rip my perc when I saw out cat poking at something near the garage. I went over to check it out and there was a garder snake which appeared to be dead. I was pretty blitzed at this point and noticed a red scrape it had so I was like "it's gotta be dead" and went back to my chair and sat down. Well a minute or two later I look back over and it was gone....my cat was right beside me the whole time so it wasn't her so it either was faking death and peaced or a bird swooped in for the kill and ate it (I thought i heard a bird but I was probably just imaging it).

 

One time a snake was trying to eat some of our chicken's eggs. My step dad came out and cut it in half with a hatchet. But it didn't die right away so he cut it's head off. Green shit came out. Gross.

 

why did you kill itt it was just hungry

you should have relocated it

 

fuck that the serpent better leave them eggs alone. they are MINE to eat mwahahaha

 

one time when i was little i was trying to climb a tree in my barefeet,
and i stepped on something that was squirming, and i look down and it's a copperhead snake

i'm surprised it didn't bite me! but i ran away like hell..
my neighbor came over and cut its head off with a shovel.

 

I caught a garden snake in a box when I was younger thats about as exiting as my snake story gets.

 

once i was mowing the lawn and saw a snake with i'm guessing somewhere about 1/4" of the end of his tail missing.

i felt bad that i hurt it without any intent to eat it or protect myself or something important to me...but it was unintentional and i'm not a jain, so its ok

 

My uncle cut a snakes head off with a canoe paddles.. It was awesome he had to wack it for like 5 minutes to kill it... That snake was fucking sadistic it killed like 3 dogs around the area

 

Once my stepdad was mowing the lawn and avoided a rabbit....only for a hawk to swoop down and much on it. haha, silly rabbit, life is for hawks.

 

Lol thats awesome

 

Do what, now?? Is that Ontarionian for "smoke pot"?

 

Ripping means hitting and a perc is a bong with a built in perculator (perculator is a water killed device in the shaft of a bong to cool down the smoke)...

 

wtf why would someone kill a snake for no reason. if i was around when some one tried to kill a snake for no reason i would beat the shit out of them.

 

we call ourselves
the protectors of the serpent.
I'm with you

 

Cuz it kills dogs and fucking tries to bite people.. thats why we killed the one we killed around my camp

 

with my luck, i'd probably beat the shit out of the person that tried to kill the snake, then the snake would bite my leg and i would regret it after

 

I think it's wrong to kill animals in less your going to eat them

 

Don't kill snakes they are our non furry friends, without them mice would take over the world, just like Pinky and the Brain.

 

There is no snake in canada that could kill a dog in less it was a poisonous one and it would only try to bite if you tried to pick it up.

 

Ya dont think so? My own uncles fucking dog got bit by that thing on the sontache and it got all infected and the dog fucking died.. And hes been known to be all agressive and threaten ppl too... Its fucked