how to pass an at home drug test?

hey i'm new here, i posted this question at yahoo answers but everyone just yelled at me for smoking weed so i will ask it here...

i just got arrested/dropped out of highschool (my school basically forced me to...im going to an alternative school in a couple months )
but yeah my mom is drug testing me in 4 weeks, just the basic one with the pink lines n shit,

im broke as hell but if anyone knows the name of a CHEAP detox? like under $20...and i can't get it online it has to be like at a place

or is there anything else i can use? like something instead of pee that the drug test will think is pee?

and if i get someone else's pee, does it have to be warm n shit like you just peed or can i just keep it in a cup and pour it on the drug test?

thanks

 

if u stop smoking now youll be fine in 4 weeks without a doubt but if you wanna keep smoking i cant rly help you

 

don't smoke between now and your drug test. simple as that.
if you're fucking up in school man get your shit together and work on getting your diploma as fast as you can. i'm a super senior wishing i hadn't fucked around all 4 years of high school.

 

You can put water with yellow food dye in it. It wont spoil like urine and it worked every time for me.

 

One of my friend's parents got a home drug test. He put water from the sink in it and passed.

 

Serious, just doesn't sound like somebody would think it was pee when they tested it

 

Just piss in the toilet and then dip the test in there, the water will dilute your urine enough to pass..

Peace

 

He'll definitely pass if he has 4 weeks to take it.

 

Yeah, unless he plans on smoking for those four weeks there is no worries.

 

Well youll most definitely be fine, but if you are really worried you could excersize like every day for a couple of hours and drink a ton of water to get everything out of your system quickly

 

a better idea you should chop off your dick go to the E.R. and your mom will forget about testing you...however that would raise other questions like "how the fuck did your dick get chopped off?" in which case you must say "i had sex with a bangin alien chick and her vag. juice was acid so it was burned off not really chopped off..i just panicked and chopped off the little burnt part on my own."

 

hey thans for the ideas
ok well im a girl not a guy 1st of all haha and yes i am planning on smoking for the next 4 weeks.

i think im gonna buy detox if i can come up with enough money but if not i guess ill just put the yellow dye n shit in it hopefully it looks real...

 

Piss in a bottle.



And water with food coloring will not work.


You think these testing companies are dumb?



Maybe his parents didnt know how to read a drug test.


Are you being watched when you take the test?

 

no im not being watched, shes drug tested me before

 

Adding a few drops of bleach to the cup will completely throw the test off. Be careful what you store the bleach in though. You wouldn't want someone to go put eyedrops in and lose their eyes because you had to pass a drug test.

 

If you want to pass. Don’t smoke or try what other people said, and see if you get lucky

 

And?

 

and what?

 

What happened when she drug tested you? Pass failed? what did she say?

 

Since those tests dont measure your nanogram thc count then you should be able to flush your system with lots of water. If you want to drop $40 go to GNC and get a herbal clean flush drink, they helped me thru probation many many times. goodluck.