i burn a lot of food.

and would burn even more if smells didnt remind me a lot of the trimes.


my mind has a bad sense of direction!

 

You need to buy better quality heroine.

 

beggers cant be choosers.

 

turn the heat down.

 

ya thats step two but i get lost in thought fast

 

You need to meditate and sort your thoughts into little baskets. You have lost them. You're like a terrifying surrealist painting.

 

just eat everything raw then.

 

I burn my bagels and toast on purpose because they taste better that way...

 

buncha little baskets instead of just one big basket case you might be on to something here

 

here piggy piggy piggy!


iggy:

 

keep telling yourself that...

 

Ah, the delicious taste of cancer.

 

....

 

I like the taste of cancer, we all do I'm sorry.

 

you need to set a timer. i burn things too if i'm not standing right there cooking them

 

youre right WHY am i so stubborn about timers weird


im going to!

 

lol yay my timer is super easy and cool using timers is cool

 

im using my timer!

 

me too.

and if I'm putting peanut butter on my toast I put it on first and the butter after cause it tastes better too.