They're advertising for Santas already

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  1. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    God I wish I was fat and old :( It would be the greatest job in the world.
     
    Face Eater, Sep 17, 2008
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    big poppa g disaproves of santa
     
    bird_migration, Sep 17, 2008
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  5. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    It would? Being in one of those hot Santa suits for ten hours with sick kids coughing all over you? No thanks.
     
    Pressed_Rat, Sep 17, 2008
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  7. BraveSirRubin

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    Would it be the greatest job in the world because you'll have a lot of underage children gently caressing your pubic region with their tight little asses as they sit on your lap?
     
    BraveSirRubin, Sep 17, 2008
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  9. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Only you would think of something like that.
     
    Pressed_Rat, Sep 17, 2008
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  11. mariecstasy

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    your humor never shocks me:rolleyes:
     
    mariecstasy, Sep 17, 2008
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    I hate christmas!
     
    stalk, Sep 17, 2008
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  15. Face Eater

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    Yeah, this didn't shock me either. I was pretty much expecting an insecure male to post crap like this.
     
    Face Eater, Sep 17, 2008
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  17. BraveSirRubin

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    Makes me want to write a story about a pedo Santa.
     
    BraveSirRubin, Sep 17, 2008
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  19. BraveSirRubin

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    Who are you, and how did you get into my computer?
     
    BraveSirRubin, Sep 17, 2008
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    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    fitzy21, Sep 17, 2008
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    BraveSirRubin, Sep 17, 2008
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  25. Face Eater

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    What is with priests and santas? :(

    I don't ever want to be a Santa now just because of the stigma attached.
     
    Face Eater, Sep 17, 2008
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  27. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    well, he was the "best santa ever" so i would assume he did something that got the kids "excited"

    *shudders*
     
    fitzy21, Sep 17, 2008
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  29. BraveSirRubin

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    "Come here, little Jimmy, look at the lollipop Santa has in his pants for you..."
     
    BraveSirRubin, Sep 17, 2008
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  31. Smelly Socks

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    Are they advertising for Ho Ho Hos?

    Cuz I am totally down for hoing it up. :cool:
     
    Smelly Socks, Sep 17, 2008
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    Santa is really close to Satan just a couple of letter switched around.

    So we are supposed to teach all the kids to worship Santa and we will bring them gifts and make them rich in the darkest days of the year.

    Fuck that, I always told my kids he was fake.

    [​IMG]
     
    zihger, Sep 17, 2008
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  35. Face Eater

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    Christmas in Australia is at the hottest time of the year and usually involves eating the most delicious barbecue and drinking enough beer for several years of intoxication. I don't care if its a hallmark holiday.
     
    Face Eater, Sep 17, 2008
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