My crippling, shameful secret.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Aristartle, Sep 13, 2008.

  1. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    As far as I know I was never caught.
     
  2. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    No, I was super paranoid when it came to that. Only when I knew for certain my parents would be out of the house for more than a few hours would I even think of it.
     
  3. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    Awwwwwww. That's funny.

    So you never masturbated anywhere other than your own home??
     
  4. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i was never caught that i'm aware of, although i've certainly had to stop suddenly... and my mom did discover where i hid a little porn and my cumrags at one point, but there was also pot there and i don't think she noticed anything else after that...

    i gradually learned to enjoy playing with myself... never came until i was in my early teens and got a tv in my bedroom, and discovered what happens on cinemax late at night... i had heard about what was supposed to happen but i still didn't really know what to expect; i initially thought i pissed the bed...
     
  5. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    LOL@cumrags.
     
  6. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Well, I have in hotels when I was on vacation.
     
  7. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    Did you ever have roommates though? Sorry to pry, I'm just overly curious with you.
     
  8. Arlandis

    Arlandis Visitor

    i was never caught in the act but i left certain bits of "evidence"
     
  9. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Yeah, we would all masturbate together.



















    Hahaha... j/k ;)
     
  10. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    Careful, I might quote you in my sig. I'm going to bed. Night all.
     
  11. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    ditto, after another flavor ice....

    my favorite vice!
     
  12. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Are you going to masturbate??
     
  13. Aristartle

    Aristartle Snow Falling on Cedars Lifetime Supporter

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    A... *squeaks*
     
  14. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

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    i got caught masturbating several times, by roommates in my all girls catholic boarding school. i ended up having sex with them. i think it worked out well :D

    had sex once in the cathedral. didn't get caught, but i confessed it, to the priest who was trying very hard not to cum on the spot as i detailed my explorations with my girlfriends. i was an evil child, lol
     
  15. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    I doubt it. Pedophile Catholic priests are obsessed with little boy's rectums. I doubt this priest was interested in you.
     
  16. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    nope, i bet there was a reason that priest was working at an all girls school.

    bet yall wore uniforms, too.
     
  17. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    Good ol' Father Firmwood.
     
  18. storytellerhere2003

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    There's something about Nakedtreehugger's posts that I find more stimulating than others'. Nice story.
     
  19. lode

    lode Banned

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    Thats super hot.
     
  20. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    I remember you...
     
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