Weird mind games

come here baby...come to daddy...yes! YES! there we go...just come here...a little closer baby...come to daddy...come to daddy... thats it! you finally did it! ohh yes!


What is going on in this scenario?
Hint: its nowhere near what you think it is...

 

i dont wanna answer


did you teach your baby to walk?

 

YES!! you got it!! its a dad teaching his kid to walk!! Good job! anybody else have one of these for me to solve?

 

ok then...heres another one


She felt it slide in...she sucked and sucked on it but it was still really hard. She felt a bit of juice drip out and she pulled it out of her. She licked and licked on it until it was all juicy and stuck it back in then bit it off.

What was it?
Again, its not what you think

 

a popsicle?

 

or a sucker

 

omg...how can that be? she got it a SECOND time!!!!!

 

there are 3 very sensitive telescopes. Two are located on top of 2 mountains located next to each other. The other one is far away, located in a cave under a grassy plain.

What are these things really called and where can you find them?

 

nipples and a clit

 

Goatman, can I come to you and call you daddy?

 

oh on a lady

 

or a g-spot, that would be more in a cave

 

wel sure ephiphnay

 

nobody has any??

 

it has no feelings. It does only what its master tells it to. It does not care who it hurts or what it destroys. What is it?

 

mmmm sexy, sexy boy

 

a gun? a vacuum? a toaster?

 

a gun, a vacuum, and a toaster walk into a bar....

hehe

 

a gun or bomb

 

Is this really supposed to be thought-provoking stuff? Because all I can think to say is....DUHHHHHHHHHHHH