i was trying so hard...

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  1. Goatman88

    Goatman88 Member

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    it started out being really hard...i wiggled it a bit and it got harder. I screamed out "OHHHH!!!" as i jiggled it around more but it just wouldnt come. My hand started to throb as i beat it up down and all around until it hurt. Then could feel it starting...yes...here it comes... it felt like it EXPLODED when it finally came and leaked everywhere so i had to clean it up...

























    I really enjoyed opening a jar of mayonaisse today.
     
    Goatman88, Oct 10, 2004
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  3. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

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    all within 30 seconds .................way to go
     
    whispers, Oct 10, 2004
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  5. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    did you you use your penis?
     
    crummyrummy, Oct 10, 2004
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  7. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

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    lol thats really disgusting


    i dont like your storys
     
    loveflower, Oct 10, 2004
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  9. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    I would have opened it for you if you really had that hard a time with it
     
    lynsey, Oct 10, 2004
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  11. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

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    show off :p
     
    loveflower, Oct 10, 2004
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  13. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    eh ya I'll admit to that :)
     
    lynsey, Oct 10, 2004
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