see ya bitches friday

i am NOT enthused. i dont wanna go to my dream land. well with him. i dont wanna. but i will and ill survive. god this sucks. i hope the ocean cures me from how sad i am and i learn to surf and touch dolphins again. i hope i can trancend. i dont wanna go. but i leave in about ten mins.

this sucks.

 

touch a dolphin inappropriately for me

 

....which reminds me of that video someone posted a while ago...of a cute dolphin trying to rape a man
Pretty disturbing.
Not so cute anymore.

I think it was Jimmy P.

 

i think i missed that...

 

Awww...Now thats a shame.


I knew I should have saved it Damn !

 

now i guess i have no choice but to create my own dolphin porn...

 

Oh and apperantly you should be really careful when you touch a dolphin. Cause you dont wanna touch the wrong place...Cause then they get all horny and stuff..I guess dolphins are just like humans...


Ugh...WTF am I talking about


:leaving:

 

uhhh, how do you know about this?

 

I have a better question...Why are you so quick to reply when it comes to dolphin sex ? :toetap05:

 

ok, i'll admit it. my first girlfriend was a manatee... ever since then i've had a thing for aquatic mammals.

 

Oh. I could never compete with that

 

well i've had a thing for piafs for almost as long...

 

piafs, dolphins...doesnt really matter...They're all mammals.

 

yeah, i mostly just want to make sure my babies aren't hatched

 

Hahaha...

Stick to aquatic mammals if you want babies.



Not piafs.

:leaving:

 

i would be content with a baby dolphin as long as i had a piaf too..

 

Smart guy...I would like me a piaf too

 

^^Dayum!!^^​

I'm sorry, what was this thread about??

 

Holy shit. =-o