So Tonight

Alcohol and peer pressure on 15 year old truth or dare in Canada, I believe it. I mean people get beheaded on buses.

 

yeah man shit happens

 

nah there not 15, im the youngest lol.

 

I'd like to announce to everybody that I'm offically drunk, I know this because of 2 things.

1. My drunk song did what its supposed to do to tell me if im drunk or not

2. I couldnt remember how to spell offical? damn...

 

when i'm drunk i can't even type i'm like

mog ugys mi so rdkun

cuz i never get just good enough drunk, i super over do it

 

:rofl:




this plan is fool proof, you're a genius

 

I guess must have been the ugly kid that didnt get invited to get drunk eith their friends because if you did you would realize how much sense this makes.

Your not drunk either so thats it, but I made this plan when I was sober and was going to use it on somone else but then we argued. Now this plan will work, hell its worked before.

 

I'll tell ya one thing, when I was having sex it sure as fuck wasn't a result of truth or dare

 

I do have a thing for underage teddy bears, I was hoping it would go undetected here on the forums...

 

win

 

Aww come on..... set some standards for yourself. Actually getting to play wow while getting head, if that's what he's into and you wanna make him happy, go for it, fuck what I said.

 

Lol that's acceptable. Good luck with that shit

 

Standards would be correct.. if wow turns the guy on he needs to get treatment

 

^Maybe he likes to have fun while being aroused though?

 

I want the kind of woman who can make me feel right,
not sloppy drunk sex on a saturday night.

I wanna hear if he ended up getting laid or not.

 

way to promise something that isn't yours to give.

 

Im sorry to inform you all that he did not fuck her.

But it wasn't his fault, my girlfriend was supposed to bring a kind of hot chick, but she brought this chick that was hot as fuck and I knew he wouldnt get anything.

It wasn't a total loss though, he made out with her and they were alone for like a half an hour so who knows, maybe he did fuck her and is just a nice guy and didnt want me to tell anyone.

Ahh the secrets of Captain's house.

 

At least it went somewhere.... Better than a fail.

But with alcohol there's rarely a fail.

 

I will pay you to move here and live here forever.