someone come and save my life

*sings*


oh how im breakin down...

 

no

 

Ok. But you owe me.

 

oh man, why are you so depressed. it made me think of elton johns song

 

The last person I saved was my ex wife. That ended up costing me a fortune.

 

was it worth it?

 

whats up?
this aient much to work with

 

Depends on your perspective.

Was she worth all the BS and cost? No.

Would I have paid another million to get rid of her sorry ass? Yes!

That is okay. I have more than made up for the cost of the divorce. That was years ago.

 

only you can save yourself.

Love and love again.

 

im fucked.

 

What is the problem?

How can anyone help if we do not know what is up?

 

im in dire need of a radio talk show host to give me advice.


im on hold right now.

 

find your own advice. radio talk show hosts are horrible sources of truth.

 

lol UA arent you a radia talk show host?

 

No, I am afraid I am not. I am way to handsome to be on radio.

 

oh.



you dont have a radio show?

 

youre not fuzzy?

 

No I am afraid not.

But if you are a girl and hot and it gets me laid...then yes!

Nope smooth as ice.

 

oh.

if im hot?

my name is marvin how hot could i be??


weird why did i think that.

 

Can you read? Besides no sex was listed and I did not look at your name.