I've heard that absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. Personally, I can't imagine anything worse than spending all of eternity with a bunch of fundamentalist Christians (or any other kind of fundie for that matter). Maybe that would be hell, and heaven would be getting to stay here and enjoy the planet without them.
My mother-in-law (former) told me that wicked woman would devour their unbaptized babies at the rapture. Then she took my infant son and baptized him without telling me.
See now, on one hand I'd be glad she cares about him, but on the other hand, I would be fuming. But now he aint gone be et. This whole thread just makes me think of this.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn4kL8POF0U
Wow, I really enjoyed that. The video was cool. We have black and white tile floors just like those in the kitchen, my daughter's bedroom(she uses them to create a town, just like the video) and the entry way.