Looking for an old friend, a mindless phish dork

Name is George Day.

He is short, fat, has wicked dandruff, advanced psoriasis, and what appears to be the big toe of a conjoined baby growing out the side of his left ear. His taste in music was a bigger fail than his physical appearance. He would not stfu about Phish.

You think I am joking, but such a person really exists and I really need to find him again.

So I figure this would be the best place too start looking. I need to find him so I can make fun of everything about him some more. There hasnt been enough lulz in my life lately.

If you can just point me in the right direction, I can follow the trail of dandruff and face flakes that will lead me straight to him.

:cheers2:

 

you won't find him here most likely. not that big of a Phish population...check out Phantasytour.com

they will lead you in the right direction and make fun of you the whole way...kind of a dick head crowd...sounds perfect for you