Okay, here’s my situation: I’m 16 years old. I live in the suburbs. Recently I’ve been caught smoking weed over 7 times this year and my mom (completely anti-weed) has just about had it with me. Just when I got my car back and things were back to normal, I get caught with beer in my car and get suspended from school for 5 days. She’s never grounded me before but she’s serious this time. I’m grounded for 2 fucking weekends and can’t really use my car unless it’s for work or to go to school. This weekend, Saturday to be exact, my boy is having a HUGE party. His mom bought 4 kegs, 10 handles and everyone else is bringing the rest. I can’t miss this party. This might be the only chance I have of hooking up with this girl too. This is where it gets complicated. My mom is gonna be at a different party that night too and wants me to watch my brother. She wants me to pick her up because she’s gonna be drunk. I’m not sure what time she’s gonna want me to pick her up but I’m guessing she’s gonna ask me around 11-12. Anyways, my boys party is gonna be going on all night so I’m not too worried about what time I get there, but on the other hand the girl I wanna get with is gonna leave around 12. Okay so here are my options w/ my mom and her party. 1. Drive her and pick her up. She would be somewhat drunk when I pick her up so maybe she would go to bed soon when I took her home. But sometimes when she’s drunk and comes home she can’t sleep so that would really effect the time I get to the party. It all depends on when she passes out. Then I sneak out of the house, and take off. 2. Refuse to drive her, she would get pissed and would have to go to the party and not drink or her friend would take her back BUT I cant pull that off unless I fake sick or give her a reason that I cant take her back. The benefits would be her coming home early, allowing me an earlier time to get to the party and get with that girl. Here are my transportation options. Both plans can involve either me sneaking out with my car or taking a taxi. If I take my car I’m safe and have a ride home but if she notices the car is gone I am completely fucked because I’m not suppose to even be driving it and she will automatically know I snuck out. OR Take a taxi to the party but this would be hard as shit because you can’t trust these taxi drivers. Last time the guy told me 20 mins., and it came 2 1/2 hours later. But if my mom goes outside for some reason my car will be there so she will think I’m in bed. If she checks my room and I’m not there she will assume I’m sleeping in the basement or something if my cars there. MY alibi if I get caught and my cars gone is that my boy’s car died and he was stuck on the middle of the highway and needed my help. I have no idea what to tell her if my cars there and I’m gone. Keep in mind when she says goodnight I will NEVER be disturbed unless she smells weed lol or there’s an emergency. She is a very very heavy sleeper. I know I COMPLETELY over analyzed this situation but being suspended gave me a lot of time to think this out. Also, my mom told me she’s tired of me fucking up and the next time I screw up the car is gone till I am 18 and I’m sure ill be grounded for a month or two. Anyways, thank you to anyone who read this and even more thanks to anyone who replied. I will let you all know how it goes.
Two things, your friends mom bought kegs for a party? What happened to bribing bums near a liquor store. Second thing, how sure are you that hooking up with this girl is gonna happen. This is basically a risk/reward thing. If this girl is your main priority then option 2 is really the one you should go for. Option 1 leaves the opportunity for your girl to leave the party making this whole endeavor essentially pointless. Your first excuse might work but it could be a tough sell. Honestly if your gone and your car's still at home you're fucked. Is there any way you can hook up with this girl after the party. 12 seems kinda early to be heading home. I remember parties lasting till 6 or 7 in the morning. Have you snuck out before successfully? It sounds like you're on your moms shit list so I wouldn't suggest pushing it. If you do go for it good luck:cheers2:
haha well bribing bums is kind of pointless because A. there are no bumbs where i live B. his moms buying the shit anyways hooking up with the girl isnt really my only objective, i know theres gonna be a lot of other horny girls there too so i guess i'll take my chances by going late, if shes not there ill manage to survive. As for my car THE BATTERY DIED TODAY WHEN I WAS IN THE GHETTO TODAY BUYING BLUNT WRAPS!!! i almost had to call a toe truck and if my mom found at where i was i would have been fucked, but thank god a guy stopped and gave me a jump. so now i need to get a new battery or take my moms car. fuck this is gonna be really hard, i might just stay home.
Tough situation man... As if you got 7 times lol you kinda suck at hding it lol... Anyhoo how are u gonna pick ur mom up if you go to the party while shes at it.. Arnt ya gonna drink? I would say go to the party first and just chill, then go pick up your mom bring her home wait till she goes to sleep then sneak out and leave a note on the counter saying your freind got stranded on the side of the road and you had to go pick him up or w/e.. if you come back and she hasnt read the note or anything it means you didnt get caught and you could just throw it in the garbage and as far as she knows nothing happned... Good idea?
fuck the bitch, just went till your mom is pazzed out and take off with the car. you'll be good to go
COME ON.....just dont go dickhead. missing one party and staying safe for once isnt gonna kill your life.
just dip. leave for a day. leave her a note saying you're running away and go to a friends house because you can't take her shit anymore. she'll feel guilty. come back the next day and be like "i only made it to the [two states away] border before i realized i made a bad decision, I love you and i want to change my life around for the better" haha, I'm 17 and i just walk out the door whenever i feel like it. my parents tried to get me to have set times when I'm supposed to be home, but after i didn't follow them, they eventually decided to just let me do my own thing.
i can't believe a GUY is actually planning something out. it's actually making you seem a little bit... gay. what guy plans out when they're going to get laid? lolololol but anyways do what thisisme said minus the note thing (as long as you have a cell phone). the note is just incriminating and if she goes downstairs to eat or anything, she'll know your gone as opposed to not knowing if you didn't leave a silly note. don't get too wasted as i'd probably advise being home before she wakes up? this whole plan is fail, but do what ya gots to do.
i would have invited the girl over to your house so you can have like 3-5 hours alone with her and that way you dont get in trouble. what did you do.
first off let me say marksup123, shut up. and yes it was a complete success, i ended up going out while she went to the party ( she called me 10 mins after she left saying she was gonna sleep there.) i went to my boys party, got fucked up off this shit called "jungle juice". not only hooked up with that girl, but also this FINE ass girl from the city. PArty was crazy, the cops came and arrested 7 people (2 were my friends) for possesion of cocaine and meth, and one guy got an intent to distribute. sucked for them but i cant say i didnt warn them. I ended up not crashing there, too much vomit and the house reaked of shit, so i drove back around 4. Deff. a night to remember.
well i'm glad your meticulous little plan worked. it would have been real embarrassing had you of done all this planning and nothing came of it.
