Be careful , you could take out an eye

Masturbation is more dangerous than expected.
I looked the devil in the eye and he spit in mine.
I was in one of my kinky masturbation moods while I was away on the road for a couple of days, on business.
I propped myself up on my shoulders, against the wall in the self suck position(cant do it). With my legs back behind my head, my cock hangs only a few dangerous inches from my face. I have masturbated in this position while using dildos or other anal toys and have shot into my mouth or on my face. I have had some get in my eye, it burned a little, but no big deal. This time I was jerking off and was massaging my prostate, while my cock drouled precum onto my lips. You know how all of a sudden you are reaching the point of no return and if you don't stop, you will cum? I tried to stop, but with my fingers deep in my ass and rubbing my prostate, the spasm shot through me like a shotgun. I blasted out one of the most powerful ejaculations I ever had, right into my eye. I felt like I just got poked in the eye with a stick. I rolled over and ran into the bathroom and rinsed out my eye. I had so much cum on my face, it looked like eggdrop soup all over my cheek, from the warm water rinsing my eye.
It felt better in a min., but it sure hurt like hell. It was the sexual equivilant to a brain freeze from a slurpy.
Have you ever looked down the barrel of your gun and blasted yourself and got it in the eye?

 

Wow!

 

Jeez I cant Say I have done that, nope.
Maybe some eye protection next time.
Safety first. always, safety first.

 

Dave your lucky, you have glasses. I got my beaus jizz in my eye the other day, it was red for ages.

 

I hear mine is very strong and stings alot. I wouldnt know. I never came in my eye.