Embarrassing ways you dont want to die

So as i was crossing the street with my new dvd of Baby mamma in hand i thought to myself man what if i got hit by a car. I would hate to get hit by a car and when the police come and pick up my remains they find something really embrassing on me such as All anal gang bang 1-10 on my person and a tube of lube. I can just picture the cops commenting on me at the scene "man poor kid was so happy to watch his anal porn that he didnt watch were he was going". Just think of my parents picking up all the stuff that was on my person and learn the reason of my demise. Or the euology at my funeral and people commenting on me and my masterbation habits and leaving little tubs of lube at my gravesite. Man that would suck

What are some embarrassing ways u dont want to die???

 

Taking a dump is the highest on my list

 

that is how elvis went out. But your right shiting on myself is prob #2 on my list.

Also another embarassing way to die is having a heart attack after you preejacuated from a lap dance.

 

choking on a pretzel would be pretty embarrassing

 

naw chocking on a pretzel while watching your care bears dvd collection and dressed as one would be pretty embrassing.

 

Apparently heaps of people die on the toilet. That would suck majorly, but I guess if you're dead you're not gonna care that much

 

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well then embarrassment is the greatest opstical you have to over come

you might be worried about how some one is going to feel towards what you say and you got to realize this is a person that you are explaining stuff too so that whould make you think too rtowards what they are sayinbg like i siad before thoughts bouncing off of thoughts

like if that person wasnt there then your thoughts whouldnt be able to hit him or her and bounce off onto some other person thoughts of thinking so they would be able to answer your thoughts cheekly or thoughtfully

 

I think the most embarrassing would be if you were with your friends, and you saw someone die in a really funny way, and everybody was laughing, but you laughed so hard you had a heart attack or something and you died right there, and everybody else just laughed even harder!

 

lmao!!!

 

funniest way to die would be from a masturbation heart attack :hat:

 

Airguitar yourself out of 5th floor window while others watch

 

I'd hate to die during a game of charades... everybody would just be yelling "heartattack!? death!? um.. sleep?"

 

1) smoking weed
2) drinking water

 

dying during sex takes number one for me

 

Breaking your neck trying to suck your own dick

that is a horrid way to go

 

Ha yeah dying on the toilet is deffenetly at the top of my list,dying naked in general.