I kind of wanna

make shaking with the left hand popular, just to do it

 

Is there a specific hand you're supposed to shake with..? When I first read that I thought it said "shanking.."

 

so did I, I had to read it three times to get the image of a sharpened toothbrush going into somebody out of my head.

 

Did you two just get out of prison or what...

I am left handed so I always have to consciously remember to put out my right hand...

 

Never even thought of that.

Left-handers got it tough

 

I think dick smacking should be the standard greeting. for females, a bit of penetration by a finger would suffice

 

hahaha dick smacking or poking. The Dick always pokes me with his dick and says he cant help it.. I dont mind unless he pokes my hips. that hurts.

I feel weird using my left hand. I didnt realize til now.

 

I don't know, maybe shanking with the left hand could become somewhat classy in itself

or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2MR2DeQgzk if not hoagie greeting/greet with the meat

 

I don't know why but Mr. Bean makes me laugh...

I shake hands with whatever hand one holds out or which one is clean at the moment...