How do I get good pills from the psych?

Well, I'm on probation, and after smoking basically every day this year, it really sucks to be sober.

So, I've got a psychiatrist appointment.

What do I say to these people to make them wanna prescribe me good pills that I can get high on?

I'm aiming for some xanax or klonzopen (spelled wrong most likely), or anything better.

I'm 18 years old so I don't know how hard it will probably be for me to get good pills, but I've already been on two different antidepressents, so hopefully they won't put me on another one of those.

How should I act? What should I say? I really want something good....

 

Do they know you got arrested for weed and are on probation, if so then they most likely wont give you anything that is 'fun' lol.

 

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Thanks for the replies.

 

I would not mention useing weed at all
the second you do that, you have no chance of getting anything fun at all