You can't second a third parties opinion. It's exactly the same as throwing 50 unconnected ping pong balls at Bruce Lee. Simply can't be done.
The coffee was a solid before I added the water, so let's pretend I am eating that. How about "I am so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a skunk"?
A little more than 10 thousand years ago, give or take a 1,000 years, one cave man said to another, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.... So they did...