I Want a Pen Pal

Evil is subjective to the observer

 

Try telling that to an ethics committee!!!

 

Word

 

sounds like fun

 

Havn't done it in years. Twas a blast...

 

There are plenty of convicts in prison who would love to engage you as their pen pal

hotwater

 

hahahaha :leaving:

 

i'll send some taffy

 

That would be awesomeness!

 

Well, if you are still looking, I'm game.

I love writing letters and always reply to them, whereas I hardly ever reply to e-mails. It would be cool to get some overseas mail coming my way.

 

I'm going to send some books to red and a box of crap to warmie, I need to get on this...But I am extremely obese which causes me to be lazy..

I will write someone a letter and insert a token of my appreciation, which could be anything from hair, to a used maxi pad, to a tissue I used to either wipe the crust out of my anus or from my booger infested nose... I've got some mole hair I tweezed the other day cause it was getting rather thick and greasy...

 

we should exchange turds....

 

OoohOOh pick me, shroom...I will use the hair and boogies to clone you and keep the new you in the basement.

 

Haha...

...this shall be me...:cheers2:

 

that tuft of hair makes you look soooooo fucking fine

 

so who wants to be my pen pal... I eat skin, hope this isn't a problem...Please don't discriminate...

 

I suppose I could cut off patches of skin




you know something I saw when I was a kid just popped into my mind.

I'm pretty sure it is you. Some people have a really serious problem where they like to pull their own hair out, and eat the roots. I always thought this was one of the most disturbing things I've ever come across.

but all of a sudden, its not so strange anymore, because I'll bet you do that.

 

And you don't, pfft, weirdo... What I do is pick the bumps I have on my scalp and eat those, those are better and have more meat to them...Well, first I smell them, and then it's pure goodness time...

<--that's me...

 

well, ok, I'll admit, I tried it, and became addicted, but now I'm trying to quit

 

Hahaha...Leatherface, you ruined my Sonny Bono wig! Now you gotta buy me a new plate cover!

Shroom, you would make an awesome zombie baby, when can I expect the first package of body hair?