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Discussion in 'Busted!' started by funkyfresh, Sep 7, 2008.

  1. funkyfresh

    funkyfresh Member

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    about half a year ago i got caught. i was in my friends neighborhood because he was gonna hook me up. i got there and he hooked me up with some smelly weed. we were leaving but i guess i thought it was a good idea to cut through someones backyard. bad idea. it ended up that they inside and was us. so they told me and my friend to leave and we did. when we got to the front of the neighborhood to wait for my dad to pick us up. suddenly a police pulls up and asks us what we were doing in their backyard. i told them i was just leaving and looking for a way out. so he asked if i had any thing in my pockets of concern. i said no he checked me and found the weed. im getting pee tested every 2 weeks for the next month. but me and my brother have found ways to get high. i showed up to the first pee test blazed on weed with synthetic urine in my pocket. my brother got a new bong and this thing called a bucket pipe and we have been smoking legal bud so i can pass the test. this shits great its called spice diamond and spice gold :sifone: . we have also been doing a great deal of kava. it tastes like shit and numbs your mouth but its pretty good. its like alcohol which i have also been doing alot.:cheers2:
     
  2. Severely stoned

    Severely stoned Senior Member

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    Cool. I guess.
     
  3. Geneity

    Geneity self-proclaimed advocate

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    You are a sad, sad human being.
     
  4. trailerparkboy

    trailerparkboy Heat Bag

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    you should use this to take a break from drugs and look at your life from a sober point of view. Not always a bad thing.
     
  5. Geneity

    Geneity self-proclaimed advocate

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    ^ exactly. (to the OP) You've already proven to me you're an addict. Finding ways to get high when you shouldn't be. Stop now before you land yourself in REAL trouble. This is from experience I speak.
     
  6. comfortably_numb9

    comfortably_numb9 an asshole

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    first mistake was cutting trough a yard
    second mistake is consenting to search, never never never do that
    third mistake is you are still doing drugs
    also there is a pill that cleans your system in two hours, but it makes your skin all itchy
     
  7. Geneity

    Geneity self-proclaimed advocate

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    Yeah dude had you not consented to a search you would've had no fucking problems......

    If you're gonna do drugs you should know the law inside and out, because there are plenty of loopholes because it's so complicated.

    A pill that clean your system in 2 hours. That's hilarious. Do you mean speed? Haha.
     
  8. Thories

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    I know of pills that clean your system in less than two hours. Oh you mean gives you drug free clean urine. Right. Totally thinking of wrong thing. I was thinking of ex-lax. Not very helpful but. Well it might get you out of doing the drug test if your exploding noxious fluids.

    I am so sorry for that image people. :D
     
  9. serena3

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    once you get busted the first time and you think your not gonna get busted a second time.....well, it may be able to be done but i havent seen anyone stay high on probation and manage to stay out of trouble. just cool off until you dont have any more UAs. thats my advice.
     
  10. Geneity

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    lol probation is a joke. I got tested ONCE in an entire year. That was shortly after it began, and I had a 3 week notice.

    Though with subsequent offenses they begin to take it more seriously.
     
  11. monstermann68

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    not to be a broken record, but everyone is right: you need to straighten your shit out dude. grow up first. you act and write like a 14 yr old. give it a few years before you start smoking again.
     
  12. Guitar

    Guitar Senior Member

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    I think most of you should step off your pedestal, stop judging someone you don't know. ( calling someone a sad human being and a addict from one post )
     
  13. thisisme5

    thisisme5 Herbal enthusiast

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    Absolutely agreed... Cmon guys you have no idea what hes like
     
  14. captainanarchy

    captainanarchy not now, not eva'

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    yeah we have no idea what hes like and it was wrong to judge him but look at that one post. he was being tested so he would stop doing all that shit, which isn't even bad for a while, but he still found ways to get high and pass the tests. and on top of that look at how much hes claiming to be smoking.
     
  15. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    since when are people in a MARIJUANA FORUM pro-law? how are you going to sit there and post in this type of forum and then look down upon the OP for still toking when the government fucked him over? get the FUCK out of here. this is a forum for pot heads. we all smoke a lot. if you don't, then either leave if it's offensive to you or get used to it.

    good job op. not for getting busted, but for cheating the law. that's what it's all about.
     
  16. monstermann68

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    no, i support responsible marijuana use. 14 yr olds running around smoking weed, drinking and faking pee tests is exactly why every righteous conservative thinks mj should be illegal. if you want to convince the world to legalize mj, this is not the way.
     
  17. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    who says the OP is 14?
     
  18. monstermann68

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    nobody, but that is how he writes and apparently acts. please correct me if i'm wrong OP but i doubt i'm too far off.

    either way, my point is that young kids smoking weed, drinking, trespassing and faking pee tests is not exactly how we should be trying to convince the world to legalize the drug. i'm not saying that he can't go through life doing what he is doing (that's his choice...i can offer my advice but he doesn't have to take it), but to those above posters saying that i'm being a hypocrit by saying i am "PRO LAW" while also smoking marijuana are misunderstanding the point. i am not pro-law when it comes to marijuana, but i strongly believe the only way to convince the world marijuana should be legalized is to show that we, as a community, are no different than the hard working, common citizens of this country capable of leading a normal, responsible life while also smoking some herb on the side.
     
  19. captainanarchy

    captainanarchy not now, not eva'

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    dude I'm jsut as much of a stoner as you guys, but I take my use into moderation and know when enough is enough. I never meant it in a pro law way, I meant for his own health and well being he shouldnt be smoking as much as he claims to and shit and faking tests and everything.
     
  20. Reefer Rogue

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    Legal bud is legal for a reason..
     

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