Who would win this fight?

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  1. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

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    The fight is between a grizzly bear and a radio active tomato. who would win?

    I vote for the tomato
     
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  3. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    Bear eats tomato
    tomato gives bear cancer
    bear dies

    Salmon wins?
     
    stalk, Sep 6, 2008
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  5. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

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    hmm, good point
     
    weedwhacker, Sep 6, 2008
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  7. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    Bananas are radioactive. No joke.
     
    stalk, Sep 6, 2008
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  9. puffed up in my ford

    puffed up in my ford Senior Member

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    i say tomato.
     
    puffed up in my ford, Sep 6, 2008
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  11. Severely stoned

    Severely stoned Senior Member

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    Well I say potato
     
    Severely stoned, Sep 6, 2008
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  13. Severely stoned

    Severely stoned Senior Member

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    Really though the bear would win. Maybe. Is the tomato secretly a robot? and how big is the bear? DETAILS MAN!
     
    Severely stoned, Sep 6, 2008
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  15. CircaX43521

    CircaX43521 rat in a drain ditch

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    stalk wins.
     
    CircaX43521, Sep 6, 2008
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  17. Vapemaster

    Vapemaster Captain of a sinking ship

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    you say tomato i say fuck you
     
    Vapemaster, Sep 6, 2008
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  19. Severely stoned

    Severely stoned Senior Member

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    Jesus once told me if you say FUCK you'll grow mile long ass hair and your stomach will bleed.
     
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  21. Severely stoned

    Severely stoned Senior Member

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    Just what I heard though...

    From jesus.
     
    Severely stoned, Sep 6, 2008
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  23. Class

    Class Member

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    Bear would win in the immediate fight.
    Tomato wins in the long run.
     
    Class, Sep 6, 2008
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  25. Eskimo101

    Eskimo101 Banned

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    the bear would probably just squish the tomato and not eat it
     
    Eskimo101, Sep 6, 2008
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  27. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    I win because I get to be on the internet laughing at the bear dying from eating a radioactive tomato.
     
    newradicalface, Sep 6, 2008
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  29. comfortably_numb9

    comfortably_numb9 an asshole

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    would a bear eat a tomato. or would it just let it sit there until it slowly developed radiation(sp) poisening and died and then the tomato rolls away to another unsuspecting victom
     
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  31. †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg

    †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg Eminent Herbalist

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    Your mom.
     
    †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg, Sep 6, 2008
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  33. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    all living things emit radiation.
     
    Willy_Wonka_27, Sep 6, 2008
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  35. stalk

    stalk Banned

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    Precisely. Some more than others.
     
    stalk, Sep 6, 2008
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  37. thomyorke

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    dumb bear loses, smart bear wins
     
    thomyorke, Sep 6, 2008
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  39. bluflame

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    Tomato!!!!
     
    bluflame, Sep 6, 2008
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